Tuesday, February 28, 2017
Monday, February 27, 2017
Sunday, February 26, 2017
The Sunday Funnies
Looking at a caution sign with an icon:**
Mom: That says, "Be careful driving! There are kids on the playground."**
Dorothy: Where are the words?
Looking at a scale:**
Dorothy: What time it is?
Watching Dirty Dancing on Sarah's birthday; romantic scene**
Dorothy: What are they doing?**
Mom: They are dancing.**
Dorothy: With their eyes closed.
Dad: Do you know how to spell "bee"? B-E-E**
Dorothy: B - hee - hee
Making footprints in the sand:**
Mom: My shoes have dots on the bottom. What do yours have?**
Dorothy: (Dragging her feet) Mine are lines.
Making cookies:**
Dorothy, about the measuring cup of sugar: Can I lean it in?
Things Dorothy likes to pretend to be:**
Cinderella**
A baby**
Baby Jesus**
Baby bird**
Baby alligator**
Baby koala
Context: Earlier in the day Dorothy and Mom buy bleach for dad to clean the house. Later in the day a beach ball randomly blows up on our yard.**
Scene: Front yard**
Players: Dad, Dorothy, Neighbor on bicycle with 2 year-old**
Neighbor: Hey there! Are you playing with your beach ball?**
Dorothy: No, Bleach ball.**
Neighbor: That's cute. We should get a beach ball, what do you think, son?**
Dorothy: No, bleach ball.**
Brian: You know, earlier in the day, she bought bleach, and...never mind...
Mom: That says, "Be careful driving! There are kids on the playground."**
Dorothy: Where are the words?
Looking at a scale:**
Dorothy: What time it is?
Watching Dirty Dancing on Sarah's birthday; romantic scene**
Dorothy: What are they doing?**
Mom: They are dancing.**
Dorothy: With their eyes closed.
Dad: Do you know how to spell "bee"? B-E-E**
Dorothy: B - hee - hee
Making footprints in the sand:**
Mom: My shoes have dots on the bottom. What do yours have?**
Dorothy: (Dragging her feet) Mine are lines.
Making cookies:**
Dorothy, about the measuring cup of sugar: Can I lean it in?
Things Dorothy likes to pretend to be:**
Cinderella**
A baby**
Baby Jesus**
Baby bird**
Baby alligator**
Baby koala
Context: Earlier in the day Dorothy and Mom buy bleach for dad to clean the house. Later in the day a beach ball randomly blows up on our yard.**
Scene: Front yard**
Players: Dad, Dorothy, Neighbor on bicycle with 2 year-old**
Neighbor: Hey there! Are you playing with your beach ball?**
Dorothy: No, Bleach ball.**
Neighbor: That's cute. We should get a beach ball, what do you think, son?**
Dorothy: No, bleach ball.**
Brian: You know, earlier in the day, she bought bleach, and...never mind...
Saturday, February 25, 2017
Friday, February 24, 2017
Thursday, February 23, 2017
Wednesday, February 22, 2017
Tuesday, February 21, 2017
Monday, February 20, 2017
Sunday, February 19, 2017
The Sunday Funnies
Mom: Did you know that grits are made out of corn?**
Dorothy: And corn is made out of yogurt!
Mom: There's an ant bed.**
Dorothy: That's where the ants sleep.
Mom: Would you like your medicine in the tub?**
Dorothy: No! In my mouth.
Scene: Communion line at church**
Dorothy: What did you just eat?**
Mom: Communion.**
Dorothy: Did you crunch it?
Dorothy: I'm shivering.**
Dad: Let's put some socks on your feet.**
Dorothy: But my body is cold.
Mom: Be careful with these toys. They are glass and they might break.**
Dorothy: And you'll pick up the pieces.
Dorothy: And corn is made out of yogurt!
Mom: There's an ant bed.**
Dorothy: That's where the ants sleep.
Mom: Would you like your medicine in the tub?**
Dorothy: No! In my mouth.
Scene: Communion line at church**
Dorothy: What did you just eat?**
Mom: Communion.**
Dorothy: Did you crunch it?
Dorothy: I'm shivering.**
Dad: Let's put some socks on your feet.**
Dorothy: But my body is cold.
Mom: Be careful with these toys. They are glass and they might break.**
Dorothy: And you'll pick up the pieces.
Saturday, February 18, 2017
Friday, February 17, 2017
Thursday, February 16, 2017
Wednesday, February 15, 2017
Tuesday, February 14, 2017
Monday, February 13, 2017
Sunday, February 12, 2017
The Sunday Funnies
Dorothy's pronunciation guide:
Let's eat sumpin'. Perhaps yogret. Or maybe raviolio. I need a fork and a soom.
Listen to the moosic. Let's pretend to be am-mimals and dump up and down.
Dorothy: Blow up a barroon for me.**
Mom: You want a barroon?**
Dorothy: No, not a barroon. A barroon.
Let's eat sumpin'. Perhaps yogret. Or maybe raviolio. I need a fork and a soom.
Listen to the moosic. Let's pretend to be am-mimals and dump up and down.
Dorothy: Blow up a barroon for me.**
Mom: You want a barroon?**
Dorothy: No, not a barroon. A barroon.
Saturday, February 11, 2017
Friday, February 10, 2017
Thursday, February 9, 2017
Wednesday, February 8, 2017
Tuesday, February 7, 2017
Monday, February 6, 2017
Feast of Saint Dorothy of Caesarea
St. Dorothy: Patron saint of gardeners, often depicted with apples and flowers
Sunday, February 5, 2017
The Sunday Funnies: DorothySpeak
Dorothy's fleece, footed pajamas = "Fluffies"**
Dorothy's request to climb in bed with Mama = "I want to be in your arms"**
I touched something with my toe = "I toed it"**
Blowing in your hands for warmth = "Blow up your hands"**
DOROTHY: I want more pickles.**
DOROTHY: I want more pickles.**
MOM: We finished the pickles.**
DOROTHY: I want more pickles now!**
MOM (Shows empty jar): There are no more pickles left in the jar.**
DOROTHY: I want to sip the juice.
Saturday, February 4, 2017
Friday, February 3, 2017
Thursday, February 2, 2017
Wednesday, February 1, 2017
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