Thursday, August 31, 2017

Wednesday, August 30, 2017

Sunday, August 27, 2017

The Sunday Funnies

Dorothy was playing with a rubber bouncy ball that got away from her.  It bounced across the floor and she said, "It's playing by itself!"

Dorothy saw someone juggling on t.v. and she said "They are playing."  I asked what they were playing, and she paused and then said, "They were picking up five things one at a time and moving them."

We put on our rainboots to go outside in the sprinkles and Dorothy unexpectedly went to the front door, which has a glass window screen; I said, "Why are you going that way?" and she said, "Cause it's raining out the front door."

"I used to do this but I am too young now."

Dorothy likes to offer an endless chain of "whys" and "whats":  Why do we eat food?  Why do we need energy?  Why do we need to move?**
I turned the tables.  While doing her hair I said, "What is a hairband for?"  "For putting in your hair," she said.  "What is hair for?" I asked.  "For putting hairbands in," she said.

All of Dorothy's clothes are supposed to be labeled for school, so on some mornings I grab a marker and write "DD" inside her socks.  Dorothy saw me do this for the 10th time and I said I was "writing 'DD' for your name."  She replied, "And after that if my name changes you can write FF."

Friday, August 25, 2017

Tuesday, August 22, 2017

Total eclipse of the phone

We were quite disappointed that we had 100% cloud cover in Savannah for the solar eclipse which was at 97% totality here.  15 minutes prior to peak, it began to rain, and 5 minutes later, the lightening started...so Dorothy and Mama climbed into the car to watch the sky turn to dusk.  What a bust!

Sunday, August 20, 2017

The Sunday Funnies

Sarah:  Good morning, Dorothy!**
Dorothy:  Is it my birthday today?  Can I have a gummy dinosaur vitamin?  Can I have a marshmallow?

Dorothy watched me sweep a big pile of dirt from the kitchen floor, and then said, "I want to do that!  Make it messy again!"

Mama's favorite words (video):  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAyNCAXI0MA

Saturday, August 19, 2017

Friday, August 18, 2017

Stuffed animal toy dog with batteries

In Target, I changed my mind and turned the cart around.  Dorothy asked why.  I said, "That's just my MO.  I make a wrong turn and then turn around."  She said, "My MO is I say, 'Mommy, I want to go this way', and then you make the cart go that way."**

She found a battery-operated stuffed animal dog that barked at her from a shelf.  We took it into the cart and returned it to the shelf before we checked-out.  Dorothy wanted to take the dog out of the box, and I told her we couldn't take it out.  She pointed to the picture of the girl on the box playing with the dog and said, "But she took the dog out."**

Dorothy said, "When we get home, I want to pretend to be a dog." We continued shopping.  Five minutes later, she said, "When we get home, I want to pretend to be a dog and you can put me in a box and then you can go shopping and take me off the shelf and play with me in the box."  See photo below.

Tuesday, August 15, 2017

Monday, August 14, 2017

Dorothy's first movie

I told Dorothy we were on our way to Toy Story and she said, "I usually call that the kids' section."**

When the Disney logo appeared on screen, Dorothy announced, "Hey!  That's what happens on our t.v.!"**

The movie begins with the character Andy playing with his toys.  10 minutes into the movie when Andy exits his bedroom, the toys spring to life.  Dorothy saw Woody sit up and speak and she yelled in the theater, "He's real!"

Sunday, August 13, 2017

The Sunday Funnies

Dorothy, out of the blue:  "My teacher says she will think about my ideas."

Dorothy, playing with letter magnets:  What sound does this make?**
Sarah:  Zzzzzzzz, like zipper.**
Dorothy:  No, not like zipper.  Like sleep.

Dorothy uses an eraser to "un-rase" her pictures.

Dorothy was spitting, and I said, "Don't do that!  What would your teachers say?"**
Dorothy sheepishly replied, "I only do it at home."

Dorothy picked up some ViewMaster reels and asked for the ViewMaster toy so she could "take pictures".

Sarah:  Kids don't usually like spicy things.**
Dorothy:  I like those spicy colorful things.  [Sour Patch Kids!]

A month after eating s'mores on our Kentucky vacation, I offered Dorothy a marshmallow.  She said, "This time I don't want to eat them in fire."

At the botanical gardens, Dorothy asked about a sign that had a picture of a snake and a warning.  I told her that the sign says there are snakes in nature so you should keep an eye out for them.  She said, "If you change the words on the sign, it will say there are no snakes in nature."

Dorothy picked up a wooden alphabet block with the letter D and said, "Look!  Dean for Dorothy!"

Dorothy showed me the numbers she punched on a calculator and said, "Here, Mom, I paid the bills for you."

Thursday, August 10, 2017

Wednesday, August 9, 2017

Sunday, August 6, 2017

The Sunday Funnies

Dorothy:  Mama, I washed my hands!  Now I can watch the movie and touch things!

Mom:  You need to go back to bed.  I will check on you in five minutes.**
Dorothy runs back to her bedroom, and loud fake crying begins.**
Dorothy appears again in the living room:  I need a Kleenex to dry up my tears because I am crying.

Dorothy consistently uses the word "simply" to mean "accidentally":**
"I simply tripped on the carpet."**
"You simply gave me blue instead of red."**
"I simply spilled my milk."

Brian turned the kitchen island after mopping the floor, and the next day, Dorothy circled the island, saying, "Now where is that little door that leads to the play-doh?"

Brian was reading a picture book in Spanish.  Dorothy told him, "No, say the right words."

Saturday, August 5, 2017

Friday, August 4, 2017

Wednesday, August 2, 2017

Tuesday, August 1, 2017