Monday, April 30, 2018

Sunday, April 29, 2018

The Sunday Funnies

In the shed Dorothy noticed the painted wooden wreaths that we hang on our house at Christmas.  She said,"I remember those wreaths.  They are different than real."

Lately we've been playing in the mud.  We take off Dorothy's clothes & shoes before entering the house, and head straight to the tub.  The muddy shoes were piling up outside the door.  When we were entering the house after being outside, Dorothy looked at the shoes and said, "It seems that I have played in that mud three times."

Dorothy helped sweep and use the dustpan.  Then she dumped the pan on the closed garbage lid and stepped on the pedal.

Friday, April 27, 2018

Wednesday, April 25, 2018

Wait for it...


Wait for it...







Tuesday, April 24, 2018

Sunday, April 22, 2018

The Sunday Funnies

We saw something with a picture of The Little Red Hen on it.  I said to Dorothy, "Do you remember that story?"  She said, "Yes.  The animals were all mean to the hen, so she was mean to them."

Dorothy:  "This cookie is hot and cold."
Sarah:  Oh, it's hot in some places and cold in other places?
Dorothy:  Yes, and I really like both of the places.

Sarah:  It's so nice outside.  Let's eat al fresco.
Dorothy:  I don't like that.
Sarah:  You don't like what?
Dorothy:  I don't like that food.

We were doing a puzzle.  I pointed to a picture of an empty spot next to the image of a window.  The curtain was partially missing.
Sarah:  Something's missing here by the window.  What is it?
Dorothy (enthusiastically):  A puzzle piece!

Saturday, April 21, 2018

Friday, April 20, 2018

Do; a deer

At Oatland Island Wildlife Center

Thursday, April 19, 2018

Wednesday, April 18, 2018

Tuesday, April 17, 2018

Dorothy's favorite morning activity

Dorothy likes to eat Cheerios, sit on my bed, and listen to audio books about Disney princesses.


Monday, April 16, 2018

Sunday, April 15, 2018

The Sunday Funnies

Dorothy reported from school:  We got to choose to be tadpoles or frogs.  All the other kids were frogs and I was the only tadpole.
Sarah:  Oh, that's nice.  Why did you want to be a tadpole?
Dorothy:  Because I love babies.

We went to see a local high school production of Peter Pan.  At intermission, after going to the restroom, Dorothy noticed many people walking around the lobby with ice cream and cupcakes from concessions.  Wide-eyed, Dorothy said, "Mama, there's all sorts of things to do here."  I said, "Like what?"  She said, "Follow me.  I'll show you."
We ended up with a peanut butter and chocolate double scoop.

Saturday, April 14, 2018

Friday, April 13, 2018

Thursday, April 12, 2018

Wednesday, April 11, 2018

Dorothy's first color-by-number

I colored the key, gave her instructions, and left her to it.  She sort of got it.

Tuesday, April 10, 2018

Monday, April 9, 2018

Sunday, April 8, 2018

The Sunday Funnies

Dorothy:  Crap.  Crap.  Crap crap crap.
Sarah:  "Crap" is a bad-habit word, like "stupid".  So, don't say it at school, and if you, Daddy, or I say it at home, let's remind each other that it's a bad habit.  I don't think you knew that.  There are lots of bad-habit words.
Dorothy:  Can you tell me all the bad-habit words?

Standing at the Redbox with Dorothy:  When is the movie gonna slide right out?

Dorothy:  Dogs don't hatch from eggs.  They hatch from mothers.

Sarah:  What should we pack for our picnic?
Dorothy:  Yogurt and carrot spoons.
Sarah:  What are carrot spoons?
Dorothy:  They are spoons made out of carrots that Dad makes for me when he forgets to pack a spoon for our picnic.

Dorothy:  The crayon broke so I peeled off the ribbon.  (wrapper)

Dorothy:  Elsa, make some ice mountains.
Sarah:  Dorothy, I'm tired of playing pretend.
Dorothy:  You mean "Anna".

Watching Snow White, when the vultures are circling above the cottage where the Wicked Queen is about to poison Snow White:  Those big birds want to eat the poison apple.

Saturday, April 7, 2018

Thursday, April 5, 2018

Wednesday, April 4, 2018

So happy together

Also happy birthday Grandpa Chuck!

Tuesday, April 3, 2018

Monday, April 2, 2018

Sunday, April 1, 2018

The Easter Sunday Funnies

Watching Cinderella:  Mom, did you know that some people marry princes, and some people marry dads?

I decided that Dorothy can have a morning chore, which is throwing away her pull-up in a grocery sack.  I walked her through the steps the first morning -- take a bag out of the closet, put the pull-up inside, and twist.  On the second morning, I asked her how it went.  She said, "I picked the bag that I wanted the most -- the one that was holding all the other bags."

At the mall we saw a kiosk with Disney character t-shirts.  Dorothy walked around the kiosk, naming the characters:  from Frozen, Anna; from Beauty and the Beast, Belle; from Alice in Wonderland, "Allison."

At bedtime:  My ear hurts.  Can I have an ice pack?  Also, can I have the heating pad in case the ice makes my ear cold?