Sunday, March 31, 2019

The Sunday Funnies

I handed Dorothy a cup and she put it in her carseat's cup holder.  "Perfect fit!" she said.  I said, "I guess the cup was the same size as the cup holder."  And Dorothy countered, "They're not the same size.  If they were exactly the same size it wouldn't fit."

Dorothy wanted a treat to eat before bed.  She said, "Can I have a treat?  Just a little night time bribe?"

Uncle Daniel texted me a picture of a toy he found at his house, and asked if it was Dorothy's.  I thought it was hers, and I showed it to Dorothy and asked, "Is this your My Little Pony comb?"  She answered, "I think so.  It is the same shape and color as mine."

Saturday, March 30, 2019

Friday, March 29, 2019

Thursday, March 28, 2019

Tuesday, March 26, 2019

Sunday, March 24, 2019

The Sunday Funnies

In the evening Dorothy asked me to set-up her LOL dolls as a wake-up surprise.  I didn't do it.  The next morning, she stomped into my room with messy hair, a furrowed brow, and a grumpy voice, and demanded, "Set up my LOL dolls!  I'm going back to sleep!"

Something we were listening to asked, "Can you name a food that's bad for you?"  I (being socialized) thought, "ice cream"; Dorothy said, "raw eggs".

Dorothy's teacher has a useful saying.  Dorothy repeated it one day (very singsong):  "You get what you get and you don't pitch a fit".  I added, "Just like Miss Jill says."  Dorothy added, "But she says it more sternly."

Dorothy had a stomach bug this week which wiped her out.  On the first day I carried her around with no objections, but she is usually very skittish about being picked-up.  On the second day, when Dorothy was feeling a bit better but still weak, I offered to carry her.  She pointed across the room and said, "Get me that doll.  I will show you how I want to be picked up."

We were setting-up Legos that kept crashing.  Dorothy was loving it.  At one point she said, "I just love having this silly time.  We collapse into laughter and hugging...kind of!"  [We were laughing, but there wasn't any hugging.  I wonder where she heard this!]

Saturday, March 23, 2019

Friday, March 22, 2019

Thursday, March 21, 2019

Wednesday, March 20, 2019

Monday, March 18, 2019

Sprinkler fun

Dorothy asked me if "they had sprinklers" when I was a little girl.

Sunday, March 17, 2019

The Sunday Funnies

Dorothy was wearing her new favorite outfit and asked me, "Don't I look like a teenager?"  It is a sleeveless tank top with lace cut-outs on the back and bright pink ruffled shorts.  I asked her, "What part looks most like a teenager?"  She pointed to her chest and said, "The strawberry."

Saturday, March 16, 2019

Friday, March 15, 2019

Monday, March 11, 2019

Sunday, March 10, 2019

The Sunday Funnies

At a birthday party I asked Dorothy whether she wanted a piece of cake or a cupcake.  She asked, "Which one is bigger?"

We don't use much cash, but occasionally I will bring Dorothy to the Dollar Tree and let her spend one dollar, plus one nickel and two pennies for tax.  She was looking through my wallet today and opened the zipper to the cash and coins.  She exclaimed, "Why does this dollar have a number five on it!?"

Another birthday party had another piñata this weekend.  Dorothy knew what was up and stood in ready-position to pounce on the candy.  Some of her friends weren't part of the piñata line, and I pointed them out:  "I don't think those girls know we're doing the piñata.  Will you go let them know they can come take a turn?"  She turned her head to the girls, turned right back to the piñata, and told me, "They look like they're happy."

Friday, March 8, 2019

Thursday, March 7, 2019

Wednesday, March 6, 2019

Tuesday, March 5, 2019

Monday, March 4, 2019

Sunday, March 3, 2019

The Sunday Funnies

Dorothy does not usually remember her dreams, but she remembered one this week and she was excited to tell me about it.
"People were standing on a book and they were turning into dolls.  They were all standing on one book.  It was a pop-up book.  They were talking dolls."

I was tickling Dorothy's feet and I said, "They're calling to me like a siren!"  Dorothy replied, "Wee-oooh!  Wee-oooh!"

Dorothy and I were talking about a puzzle of the Wizard of Oz movie which her aunt made, glued on a foam board, and gave to Dorothy.  I said, "Your Aunt Susan and Uncle Don made this for you.  They really like to spend time together making puzzles."  Dorothy added, "And they like to spend time together gluing things?"

Friday, March 1, 2019