Wednesday, June 30, 2021
Tuesday, June 29, 2021
Monday, June 28, 2021
Sunday, June 27, 2021
The Sunday Funnies
I was watching a show that included a basketball game, and the team made the shot at the buzzer to win the game. "How did they know she was going to make it?" Dorothy asked as the team celebrated and talked about the win. "They didn't know," I answered. As the script continued to discuss the win, she persisted, "But how did the people who wrote the show know that she was going to make that shot?"
Dorothy told me that she was either going to watch more t.v. now, or she wouldn't brush her teeth tomorrow. "You're not allowed to threaten me," I reminded her. "It's not exactly a threat, it's a choice," she said.
Out of the blue, Dorothy asked me, "Is money terrible?" I wondered where she was getting this idea. "No," I said. "I mean, can you tear it?" she clarified
Friday, June 25, 2021
Thursday, June 24, 2021
Wednesday, June 23, 2021
Tuesday, June 22, 2021
Monday, June 21, 2021
Sunday, June 20, 2021
The Sunday Funnies
We discussed something that led me to say, "Patience pays off!" "That book The Eleventh Hour said something like that," Dorothy responded thoughtfully. "It said 'Patience pays off?'" I asked. "No," she explained, "it said, 'Those who choose the longer road shall reap their reward!'"
Dorothy saw a coffee shop called The Daily Grind and asked what that meant. Grace said, "You grind your coffee beans. It's also a pun. Do you know what a pun is?" "Yes," Dorothy quickly answered, "and what is the other meaning of grind that makes it funny?"
We got-together with family friends that we haven't seen in over a year. Dorothy sidelined me and asked, "Why does it seem like all these people know me?"
Saturday, June 19, 2021
Friday, June 18, 2021
Thursday, June 17, 2021
Tuesday, June 15, 2021
Monday, June 14, 2021
Sunday, June 13, 2021
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Thursday, June 10, 2021
Wednesday, June 9, 2021
Tuesday, June 8, 2021
Monday, June 7, 2021
Sunday, June 6, 2021
The Sunday Funnies
Dorothy and I played a card game, and when it was over, I said, "That was fun. You're a good partner." "Not your partner," she clarified, "You mean your competitor."
I reminded Dorothy that my adult cousin still has a baby tooth. "Maybe the Tooth Fairy will bring her a dishwasher," she joked.
Dorothy watched Brian make a bourbon pie. When it came out of the oven, she said sadly, "Too bad I can't eat it because it's a beer pie."