Thursday, March 31, 2022
Tuesday, March 29, 2022
Sunday, March 27, 2022
The Sunday Funnies
Dorothy was trying to remember a saying that was used in a book we read aloud. "It's something about the devil," she said. "It's like when you think of something and then it happens." After some time I said, "Oh, I think it's Speak of the Devil!" And Dorothy thought about it and said, "It's something like that. Maybe The Devil Speaks?"
Around March Lucky Charms markets a cereal that turns your milk green. I bought some on clearance after the holiday, and served it to Dorothy. She was excited, but it didn't turn the milk green. "Maybe it only works on St. Patrick's Day," she posed.
Through Facebook I learned that the uncle of one of Dorothy's classmates had died. I asked Dorothy if Olivia had said anything about her uncle. "She was sad at recess and she said something about how her uncle died," Dorothy replied. "I'm sorry that she was sad," I said. "She wasn't sad for very long," Dorothy said, "because she started playing again." "Oh," I said, "that's good. I'm sure her uncle doesn't want her to be sad." "Didn't want her to be sad," Dorothy corrected me.
Dorothy said that she was finished eating, and I said, "When you ask for more food, I'm going to remind you that you didn't eat your grilled cheese." "And I'm going to remind you that my grilled cheese was squishy," she retorted.
Dorothy stopped herself from opening her umbrella in the house because it's bad luck to do so. "I think that a parent invented that so nobody can walk around the house with a big umbrella and bonk into things," Dorothy commented.
Dorothy watches YouTube videos of families playing with toys, and we've discussed why the family has so many toys and how advertising works. At the end of a recent video, the mom disclosed: "Mattel paid us to make this video." Dorothy asked me about that, and I referred to our conversation about advertising; she asked, "But why are they paying them money? They're already getting all the toys for free."
I bought Dorothy some Little Debbie Fudge Rounds, which are circular chocolate cookies with chocolate filling. "I know why they're called Fudge Rounds," she said. "They are fudge all around."
Dorothy has trouble going to sleep at night. She often wakes up in the morning and says, "I' not sure I slept at all last night."
Friday, March 25, 2022
Thursday, March 24, 2022
Wednesday, March 23, 2022
Tuesday, March 22, 2022
Monday, March 21, 2022
Sunday, March 20, 2022
The Sunday Funnies
Dorothy was acting stressed, and she told me, "I almost said the Dd word." "Damn?" I asked her, sort of surprised. "No," she answered, and then whispered, "die....apparently there are two Dd words."
I was describing a toy to Dorothy, and she said that it sounded too young for her. When I came up with the brand name, she said, "Wait! I do want one of those! You didn't tell me it was electronical!"
For Dorothy's half-birthday, I gave her a nice toy that I picked-up on super-clearance. She was gobsmacked. "Mama, you should have saved it for my real birthday," she said.
In the tub: "My knees are so dirty that the dirt is dirty. That's a common saying for some reason."
Dorothy's catchphrase lately is "clearly," and she says it with great emphasis, as in, "The bad guy is cl-eeeear-ly wearing a disguise," or "Cl-eeeear-ly, I wanted a cupcake."
Friday, March 18, 2022
Thursday, March 17, 2022
Fifteen years married!
Wednesday, March 16, 2022
Tuesday, March 15, 2022
Monday, March 14, 2022
Sunday, March 13, 2022
The Sunday Funnies
I was reading some trivia questions to Dorothy. "If you have arachnophobia, what animal are you afraid of?" the question asked. Dorothy offered, "Raccoons?" I laughed. "Here's a hint: it has 8 legs." "A spider is an arachnid, not an animal!" Dorothy complained.
"It's so cool that airplanes can't be symmetrical," Dorothy said. "What?" I asked. "It's so cool that airplanes can't be symmetrical," she repeated. "What do you mean?" I asked. "We discussed this previously," she said.
Saturday, March 12, 2022
Thursday, March 10, 2022
Wednesday, March 9, 2022
Tuesday, March 8, 2022
Monday, March 7, 2022
Sunday, March 6, 2022
The Sunday Funnies
Dorothy picked up some dumbbells. "How heavy are these?" she asked. "It says the number on the side," I told her. "Two?" she read. "Yes," I answered. "Two what?" she said.
Dorothy's teacher sent an email about t-shirts for a school marathon, and I mentioned to Dorothy that I hadn't heard anything about a marathon. Dorothy offered, "We did a marathon at school before, but it was at a different school, but we did one, so I know that a marathon is a real thing."
Dorothy has much to say about various fonts and punctuation:
"I figured out how they show that something is important. They write it thicker."
"I can write it kind of in cursive, I just turn my paper and then write it normally."
"I know what that means because they explain it after the asteroid."
On the first day of March I played some Irish music on my phone while I showered. Dorothy came into the bathroom and asked if it was Irish music, and I was impressed at her guess, and told her yes. A few minutes passed and I turned off the water, and could hear more clearly. "I hate this Pirate music," Dorothy added.
In A Series of Unfortunate Events, a character who is persnickety about grammar jumps out of a window and leaves a note, which suspiciously includes grammatical errors. I was reading the book aloud to Dorothy and I pointed out an error in the note, and pointed out that the villain had also made that same mistake. "What do you think that means?" I prompted. Dorothy gasped: "She's not actually good at grammar!" she accused.