Tuesday, May 31, 2022
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The Sunday Funnies
Brian was telling Dorothy about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. "Turtles that are the size of humans and eat pizza? That's ridiculous," Dorothy said. Brian explained, "Well, a radioactive ooze caused them to mutate, which made them grow and talk, and they were trained to fight by their sensei, Splinter, who is a rat." Dorothy listened attentively and then dismissed, "Well that makes it even less realistic."
We saw a commercial for "Ace Hardware, your neighborhood store." "We don't have one of those," Dorothy commented. "Yes we do," I said, "that's where Daddy gets paint sometimes." "It's not in our neighborhood," she pointed out.
Saturday, May 21, 2022
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Sunday, May 8, 2022
The Sunday Funnies
Brian installed a shade on our kitchen window; when it is raised, it disappears completely behind the valence. When Dorothy came home from school, I said, "I have a surprise to show you," and I reached up and pulled down the shade. Her jaw dropped and she gasped, "Was that always there?!"
Brian offered Dorothy some pecan butter for her waffle; she declined, and said, "It just tastes like a thousand pecans in your mouth at once."
Saturday, May 7, 2022
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Sunday, May 1, 2022
The Sunday Funnies
Dorothy was reading jokes to me and Brian. "What is the Tooth Fairy's favorite animal?" she asked. "A walrus," I suggested. "No," she answered, "molar bears," and she further advised, "Don't forget that these are jokes."
"I have an idea," I started. "Remember those pencils with your name on them that Santa brought? I think we should sharpen them and start using them." "That's not much of an idea," Dorothy responded.