Monday, October 31, 2022
Sunday, October 30, 2022
The Sunday Funnies
Out of the blue from the backseat, Dorothy said, "I feel like four is a big number, but three is a small number."
I asked Dorothy if she had any parrot stuffed animals for my pirate costume, and when she said no, I told her I would make one out of felt. "And if you want to be really creative," she told me, "you can wear one of my flamingoes and dress it up like a parrot."
Saturday, October 29, 2022
Friday, October 28, 2022
Thursday, October 27, 2022
Wednesday, October 26, 2022
Tuesday, October 25, 2022
Monday, October 24, 2022
Sunday, October 23, 2022
The Sunday Funnies
Dorothy was telling me about something served in the lunch room, which included a discussion of chicken legs and chicken wings. I asked her a question about the difference, and she said, "I don't know. I think Evelyn might have been confused. I'm getting all my facts from Evelyn."
The temperature dropped into the 40s here, and I turned on the truck's heater for the first time. After a few sniffs, Dorothy said, "It smells like Christmas at Grandma and Grandpa's."
Saturday, October 22, 2022
Friday, October 21, 2022
Thursday, October 20, 2022
Wednesday, October 19, 2022
Tuesday, October 18, 2022
Monday, October 17, 2022
Sunday, October 16, 2022
The Sunday Funny
Dorothy and her friend were making a craft; the other mom reminded her daughter to use the paint sparingly. Dorothy commented, "This might be a good time to use the phrase less is more."
Saturday, October 15, 2022
Friday, October 14, 2022
Thursday, October 13, 2022
Wednesday, October 12, 2022
Pictionary
What you need to know is that I've had a terrible time finding a Girl Scout troop for Dorothy. I've looked for months, with no success.
Last night we were playing Pictionary, and Dorothy's prompt, it turns out, was Girl Scouts. She explained her drawing: a daisy, brownies, a girl wearing patches, and me (Mama) on the computer, looking for a troop.
Tuesday, October 11, 2022
Monday, October 10, 2022
Sunday, October 9, 2022
The Sunday Funnies
We needed gloves for a craft project. Latex gloves must have popped into Dorothy's mind, because she said, "We need the kind that smell like the dentist."
We've seen the actor Tony Hale in lots of shows lately, including The Mysterious Benedict Society, A Series of Unfortunate Events, and, this weekend, Hocus Pocus 2. Dorothy noted, "He might get hired for everything because he can laugh so long and so well."
For Christmas last year Dorothy bought me a mug and she bought Brian a stuffed animal from her school's "Santa Shop." I use my mug daily, and Brian displays his stuffed animal on his bookshelf. Out of the blue this week, I told Dorothy, "I just love this mug. It says World's Best Mom, but I think it should say World's Best World's Best Mom Mug." A few quiet seconds passed. "Mama, you are the world's best mom," Dorothy said. My heart melted. After a beat, she added, "There was also a mug at the Santa Shop that said World's Best Dad, but I didn't get it because..." Pregnant pause. She finished: "Because it had dinosaurs on it, and Daddy likes cute things, so I got him the stuffed animal instead."