Monday, November 27, 2023
Sunday, November 26, 2023
The Sunday Funnies
After checking-out at a store, Dorothy asked me, "Did you see how long the cashier's nail extensions are?"
Dorothy read every sign at the Jacksonville Zoo. She's got that absorbent nine-year-old brain. In the Africa section, we viewed the Bongos, which were new to me, and we laughed about the name. On our way out of the area, I quizzed Dorothy: "Do you remember what those are called?" She wrinkled her face and thought for a while. "Bongos!" I answered for her. She scowled. "I thought you meant what are their real names. It's something like Serena and Jade. Of course I know that they're called Bongos."
Saturday, November 25, 2023
Friday, November 24, 2023
Thursday, November 23, 2023
The Thankful List 2023
Each night in November we share something we're thankful for. Here is Dorothy's list, 2023:
- My awesome family
- School friends
- How nice all my friends & family are
- Skeleton dances
- Love
- Field trips
- Playdates
- How nice Ms. Stephens is
- Doctors
- Livia
- Rubber bands for making rubber band bracelets & making Barbie ponytails
- Maisie & all my other friends, and birthday parties
- Books
- Library
- All my friends
- The Thankful List
- Hugs
- Axolotls and hamsters
- Frosties (peppermint)
- The zoo
- Hammy
- Taylor Swift
- [sound of footsteps near Sarah's bed] Good morning! I'm thankful for you. [Sarah melts.]
Wednesday, November 22, 2023
On Monday we visited the zoo with Daniel's family
Tuesday, November 21, 2023
Sunday, November 19, 2023
The Sunday Funny
Dorothy and I were bantering, and laughing, and I eventually remarked, "We've been saying 'fart' a lot lately, and that's unlike me." "That's because it rhymes with everything," Dorothy retorted.
Friday, November 17, 2023
Wednesday, November 15, 2023
Tuesday, November 14, 2023
Monday, November 13, 2023
Sunday, November 12, 2023
The Sunday Funnies
Dorothy and I made some Jell-o No Bake Cheesecake. I told her that I thought that the cherry topping was classic. She pointed out that there was a different flavor called "classic." I understood, but noted that the classic cheesecake doesn't have a topping. "No," she told me, "the picture on the box has a dollop."
Brian asked me why I went to Kohl's and came home empty-handed. I explained that I wanted to order something that Kohl's carries online, and you can get free shipping if you use the app from within the store.
"Does everybody know this trick?" he asked.
"I don't think so," I said, "but most people would probably just pay $9 shipping instead of driving to Kohl's. Or they would order three things instead of one to get free shipping."
"And return two of them?" asked Dorothy.
Saturday, November 11, 2023
Friday, November 10, 2023
Thursday, November 9, 2023
Wednesday, November 8, 2023
Tuesday, November 7, 2023
Monday, November 6, 2023
Sunday, November 5, 2023
The Sunday Funny
I encouraged Dorothy to take her polar fleece to school in her backpack because the weather was cold. She resisted.
"When you're on the playground and feeling cold, think of me!" I told her.
"Fine," she grumped.
I started to put the jacket in her bag.
"What are you doing?" she fussed.
"I'm putting your jacket in your bag," I said. "You said fine!"
"I meant fine, I'll think of you when I'm feeling cold," she told me.