Sunday, April 28, 2024

The Sunday Funnies

I bought an anatomy board game because I thought that the little snap-together skeletons were so cute.  I wanted to play it with Dorothy over the weekend, but we never got around to it.  While she was at school on Monday, I couldn't help myself, and I constructed one of the adorable skeletons.  Dorothy returned home and saw the toy.  "Mom, you played the game without me?" she asked.

Dorothy and her friend were discussing curse words.  (They discuss curse words a lot.)  Both girls mentioned their parents' habits.  Then Dorothy asked, "How do teachers and grandparents keep from cursing?"

Dorothy was reading and I asked her if she wanted me to turn on a light.  I carried on:  "My grandparents were always watching me read or do my homework on the floor, and they would comment that I should use a light so I wouldn't ruin my eyes.  I guess their eyes were getting worse, like mine are, so they were thinking about light.  Of course I'm probably as old now as my grandparents were when I was a kid," I (slightly) exaggerated.  "No," Dorothy clarified, "you act as old as them.  There's a difference."

Saturday, April 27, 2024

Thursday, April 25, 2024

Thursday, April 18, 2024

The SwiftieVerse

 Dorothy has a theory about tomorrow's drop of Taylor Swift's The Tortured Poets Department:

https://youtu.be/y6yzI2cjcC4




Wednesday, April 17, 2024

Sunday, April 14, 2024

Thursday, April 11, 2024

Monday, April 8, 2024

Sunday, April 7, 2024

The Sunday Funny

Dorothy overheard my friend talking on a Marco Polo.  My friend said, "I need to get all the supplies for our church party.  I think it's wine and cheese for 100 people."  "Wine and cheese?" Dorothy exclaimed.  "She can't be serious!"

Saturday, April 6, 2024

Thursday, April 4, 2024

Wednesday, April 3, 2024