Friday, March 5, 2021
Thursday, March 4, 2021
Wednesday, March 3, 2021
Tuesday, March 2, 2021
Monday, March 1, 2021
Sunday, February 28, 2021
The Sunday Funnies
I pointed out a beautifully blooming Japanese magnolia tree. Dorothy quipped, "If they were selling that tree, roots and all, we'd buy it!"
"Mom, elephants are lucky. Wanna know why? They can give themselves a shower with their trunks, and if they want to look at their noses, they don't have to hurt their eyes."
Before I dropped Dorothy at school on her first day back, I told her that I was going to ask her a thousand questions when she got home. For the next two days, whenever there was a quiet moment, Dorothy would prompt me, "Now about those thousand questions..."
Dorothy's thinking is getting very meticulous. On her first day back to school, I asked her to count the kids in her class and let me know how many kids are in her group, Cohort B. After a moment she said, "Well, I won't actually know how many kids are in Cohort B if somebody doesn't come to school today."
Brian was sitting in Dorothy's room, reading a very long chapter to Dorothy from an Oz book. Dorothy was playing with toys on her floor, and, totally in the zone, she stood up and accidentally instructed her dad to, "Hey Google, stop."
Saturday, February 27, 2021
Friday, February 26, 2021
Thursday, February 25, 2021
Wednesday, February 24, 2021
Tuesday, February 23, 2021
Monday, February 22, 2021
Sunday, February 21, 2021
The Sunday Funnies
Dorothy hasn't studied telling time in school yet, but she has some flashcards and one card asks questions about time. She read the question and then ran to her room, and then returned, confused. "The front of the card says 'It was 2:30 fifteen minutes ago; what time is it now?' So I checked the time, and the back of the card says '2:45,' but it's 3:30 right now."
I was curious about a standardized test Dorothy took at school, and I asked if it was on the computer or if she used pencil. "We used pencil in a book," she said. "Oh, like a workbook?" I asked. "Yes," she said, "but it didn't have an answer key in the back."
Dorothy and a friend were looking for four-leaf clovers. Her friend pulled up a handful, including roots, and Dorothy fussed, "You unplugged 'em!"
We were reading a children's book about Anne Frank, and it ends on an uplifting note with a drawing of children everywhere reading copies of her diary. "They're all reading the same book," Dorothy observed. "Yes, it's Anne Frank's diary," I told her. "How are they all reading her diary at the same time?" Dorothy asked.
Saturday, February 20, 2021
Friday, February 19, 2021
School for the Gifted
Dorothy went to school this week to take a standardized test for admittance to the gifted program. When I picked her up, I asked how the day went. She complained, "I can't believe that you dressed me in a sweater. I was so hot all day!" It was a zip-up cardigan sweater over her uniform.
Thursday, February 18, 2021
Wednesday, February 17, 2021
Tuesday, February 16, 2021
Monday, February 15, 2021
Sunday, February 14, 2021
The Sunday Funnies
For Valentine's week Dorothy's teacher was talking about hearts, and she asked each child what makes his heart beat fast. One after another, the kids gave examples of exercise: running, gymnastics, spinning around. Dorothy went last. "Doing XtraMath," she said. This is her school's timed computer game about math facts.
Dorothy has been making up her own jokes lately:
What's a cat's favorite food?
A purr-nip
What did the nutcracker say when someone made it laugh?
You crack me up


















