Dorothy: Can I bring nachos for show-&-tell on Friday?
Dorothy was mad at me and said, "I'm going to hit you." I feigned shock. So she dialed it back: "I'm going to put something on you. Something that rolls. It's boogers."
Of her new friends in Miss Jill's class: At school there is a sister, and somebody who owns a sister. They're twins.
I was choosing Dorothy's clothes for the day.
Sarah: Isn't the weather funny? Yesterday you were wearing a sweatsuit and today you are wearing a t-shirt and shorts.
Dorothy: What was I wearing yesterday?
Sarah: Oh, do you know that when you wear a sweatshirt together with sweatpants, you can call it a sweatsuit?
Dorothy: And what do you call wearing a t-shirt and shorts together?
Dorothy received a valentine with something in a package shaped like a llama.
Sarah: I'm not sure whether it is a candy or a toy.
Dorothy: I will have to taste it to find out.
Dorothy, unprompted, at dinner: Dad, I had 3 meltdowns today.