She said, "Never ever ever do that again!"
I said, "Really? You never want me to do that again?"
She said, "Don't do it again until tomorrow."
I said, "Okay."
She said, "Let's pretend that it's tomorrow."
Dorothy has been bending the truth lately. This includes:
- I didn't lick the pretzels. These just came out of the bag with no salt on them.
- I used the potty.
- I didn't throw the toy. It rolled over there all by itself.
Dorothy learns British words from Peppa Pig, and then teaches me. Most recently, she said, "They call training wheels 'stabilizers'. We call them 'training wheels' but 'stabilizers' is the real name."