Sunday, August 5, 2018

The Sunday Funnies

Dorothy:  What do cats eat?
Sarah:  Cats who live in the wild eat bugs and mice.
Dorothy:  What do they drink?
Sarah:  They drink water.
Dorothy:  Do they drink milk?
Sarah:  Baby kittens drink milk from their moms, but big cats drink water.
Dorothy:  Do big cats drink water and milk not from their moms?  Is there underground milk?

Sarah:  Do you want to go see the Alvin & the Chipmunks movie?
Dorothy:  What are their names?
Sarah:  Alvin, Simon, & Theodore.
Dorothy:  Are they boys or girls?
Sarah:  Boys.
Dorothy:  Are there any girl chipmunks in the movie?
Sarah:  I think there is one.
Dorothy:  Is she a mom?  Is she a baby?  Is she a baby and a mom?

Somehow I ended up telling Dorothy that she can be a boss someday.  She said, "I don't want to be a boss.  I want to be a doctor."

We were taking a walk after a big rain.  Water was still pouring into the sewer, and Dorothy was pulling from at least two previous conversations --
Dorothy:  Do you hear the water in the gutter?  I love the sound of nature.

We were playing Elsa and Anna.  Dorothy said, "Elsa, let's pretend to be Lumpy and Roo."
So we pretended for a while to be Lumpy and Roo (from Winnie the Pooh), until Dorothy's Roo said to me, "Lumpy, have you heard of Elsa and Anna?"