Wednesday, August 16, 2023
Monday, August 14, 2023
Sunday, August 13, 2023
The Sunday Funnies
"Mama," Dorothy asked, "do you think that babies' cheeks are so big because they don't have any teeth, and when they close their mouths, there are no teeth to stop their mouths from closing, and their cheeks keep puffing out bigger?"
I told Dorothy that I got a wasp bite, and she asked, "How is that different from a wasp sting?"
Dorothy has been wearing some new, unpilled pajamas. "Soon these will have those soft, warm little balls on them," she said with anticipation.
Saturday, August 12, 2023
Thursday, August 10, 2023
Wednesday, August 9, 2023
Tuesday, August 8, 2023
Monday, August 7, 2023
Sunday, August 6, 2023
The Sunday Funnies
We were preparing for an evening pool birthday party when a thunderstorm popped up. The mom sent a text that the party would be rescheduled, and Dorothy was upset that she would not be able to make the rain date. "But it's a glow party!" she sobbed. "I don't even know what that means, but I wanted to find out!"
Dorothy and Willa disappeared to her bedroom and played dolls for hours. Dorothy eventually emerged, arms overflowing with baby dolls, and announced, "We're fast-forwarding 7 years, so I need to trade these for bigger dolls."
A sweet kid at school named Owen has had a crush on Dorothy for years. His name was on her third grade class list, and she grumbled, "If I get another heart on my desk..."
Dorothy's teacher gave her a fun all-about-me sheet, and my very literal daughter had trouble filling it out. After agonizing for two days, she said she had only one question left. "What is the question?" I asked. She answered, "It says, Which celebrity would you want to have in your class at school?" She continued, "The problem is, I don't know any third grade celebrities."
Saturday, August 5, 2023
Thursday, August 3, 2023
Wednesday, August 2, 2023
Tuesday, August 1, 2023
Monday, July 31, 2023
Sunday, July 30, 2023
The Sunday Funnies
I assured Dorothy that when I was out-of-town with my high school friends last weekend, she didn't miss anything. "We went to a furniture store," I told her, "so there was nothing fun for kids." She asked, "So the store didn't have any of those little tables with pencils for legs?"
Dorothy was talking about various American Girl characters, such as Mollie from WWII and Kit from the Great Depression. Again and again, Dorothy referred to the characters from "different time zones."












