Wednesday, May 22, 2024
Tuesday, May 21, 2024
Monday, May 20, 2024
Sunday, May 19, 2024
The Sunday Funnies
Dorothy's class had a pajama party at school. In the morning I asked how she wanted her hair styled, and she said, "Don't brush it. I want bed head." When she put on slippers, I warned her that it would be hard to walk all day in the clunky cute slippers, and she told me, "I'm bringing a pair of tennis shoes to change into. I just want to get to school with the look." Then when it was time to leave, she joked, "Maybe we should leave late, and when I get to school, I'll say 'I overslept!'"
Dorothy and I said the same thing at the same time, then called Jinx! We added, "Double jinx!" and then Dorothy tagged-on "Jinx blackout!" "Jinx blackout?" I asked. "I don't know that one." She offered, "I picked up a few things from my friends."
Saturday, May 18, 2024
Thursday, May 16, 2024
Wednesday, May 15, 2024
Monday, May 13, 2024
Saturday, May 11, 2024
Friday, May 10, 2024
Wednesday, May 8, 2024
Saturday, May 4, 2024
Wednesday, May 1, 2024
Sunday, April 28, 2024
The Sunday Funnies
I bought an anatomy board game because I thought that the little snap-together skeletons were so cute. I wanted to play it with Dorothy over the weekend, but we never got around to it. While she was at school on Monday, I couldn't help myself, and I constructed one of the adorable skeletons. Dorothy returned home and saw the toy. "Mom, you played the game without me?" she asked.
Dorothy and her friend were discussing curse words. (They discuss curse words a lot.) Both girls mentioned their parents' habits. Then Dorothy asked, "How do teachers and grandparents keep from cursing?"
Dorothy was reading and I asked her if she wanted me to turn on a light. I carried on: "My grandparents were always watching me read or do my homework on the floor, and they would comment that I should use a light so I wouldn't ruin my eyes. I guess their eyes were getting worse, like mine are, so they were thinking about light. Of course I'm probably as old now as my grandparents were when I was a kid," I (slightly) exaggerated. "No," Dorothy clarified, "you act as old as them. There's a difference."
Saturday, April 27, 2024
Thursday, April 25, 2024
Monday, April 22, 2024
Thursday, April 18, 2024
The SwiftieVerse
Dorothy has a theory about tomorrow's drop of Taylor Swift's The Tortured Poets Department:









