Sunday, April 30, 2017

The Sunday Funnies

Drinking hot chocolate**
Mom:  That was yummy.**
Dorothy:  Yes.  Let's have some food to wash it down.

Mom:  That was a big ice cream cone for a little girl.  How does your stomach feel?**
Dorothy:  Much better.

Tips on parenthood**
If your toddler has a fit about getting in the car seat, and you decide to sit in the backseat with her and wait out the tantrum, make sure the doors' child safety locks aren't engaged.

Dorothy, with hair in her eyes:  My hair is dripping in my face.

Dorothy:  I cut the bottom of my foot outside.**
Brian:  Were you wearing shoes?**
Dorothy:  No, I was footprint.

Dorothy started crying at the dinner table.**
Mom:  What hurts?**
Dorothy:  My tongue.**
Mom:  Did you stab it with the fork?**
Dorothy:  No, I stabbed it with my teeth.

Promos for Beauty and the Beast, including Belle in her ballgown, are omnipresent.  We watched the original Disney cartoon movie this week, and in the opening scene, Dorothy asked, "Why is she wearing blue?"

Mom:  Did you know that spiders have eight eyes?  How many eyes do you have?**
Dorothy:  Two.  How many eyes do you have?**
Mom:  Two.**
Dorothy:  How many eyes do monsters have?

Saturday, April 29, 2017

Friday, April 28, 2017

Thursday, April 27, 2017

Wednesday, April 26, 2017

Tuesday, April 25, 2017

Monday, April 24, 2017

The happy couple

Sarah's cousin Joseph Morgan and Caroline (Watson) Morgan

Sunday, April 23, 2017

#TheMorganTheMerrier

Brian at the piano
Sisters Grace & Claire
Dad & Mom at the rehearsal dinner
Brian and his godson, Caleb
Valerie & Daniel (the next couple to wed)
Twirl
Bar talk
The Jim Look

Friday, April 21, 2017

Lasseter annual Easter photo


More cute Easter children on Mary Beth's blog (www.nedandmarybeth.blogspot.com)

Thursday, April 20, 2017

Wednesday, April 19, 2017

Tuesday, April 18, 2017

Monday, April 17, 2017

Giddyap

Dorothy Jane, Mary Claire and Aunt Jessie

Sunday, April 16, 2017

Friday, April 14, 2017

Thursday, April 13, 2017

Wednesday, April 12, 2017

Bunny love


We went to a program about bunnies at a local wildlife center.  Dorothy was a model student, sitting in her place in circle time while the teacher offered introductions, sang a song, and read a book.  After about ten minutes Dorothy quietly stood up and walked across the room to me, then whispered in my ear, "When will we see a bunny?"

Tuesday, April 11, 2017

Monday, April 10, 2017

Sunday, April 9, 2017

The Sunday Funnies

Sarah:  My stomach doesn't feel good.**
Dorothy:  Maybe you ate too much food.**
Sarah:  Maybe.**
Dorothy:  Want to watch some Peppa Pig to make yourself feel better?

Idina Menzel was on t.v., and I explained to Dorothy that she was the voice of Elsa in Frozen.  After a little time passed, Dorothy said, "They keep calling her Idina, but actually her name is Elsa."

Sarah:  I can't remember which toothbrush is mine and which one is your dad's.**
Dorothy:  You have two choices:  blue or green.

Sarah:  I'll get you a glass of milk.**
Dorothy:  No, a plastic.

Blowing bubbles:**
Sarah:  Look!  I made Glinda the Good Witch.**
Dorothy:  Now make Dorothy Kansas.**

I spray-painted something, explaining to Dorothy that I was bored with the color.  She looked around for something else to spray paint.**
Dorothy:  "Let's do your car."**
Sarah:  "We can't spray paint my car."**
Dorothy:  "But I'm getting bored with the color."

Friday, April 7, 2017

Thursday, April 6, 2017

Wednesday, April 5, 2017

Tuesday, April 4, 2017

Monday, April 3, 2017

Sunday, April 2, 2017

The Sunday Funnies

Dorothy:  Mama, I yawned.  Will you rub my head and sing a song so I can rest?**
Sarah:  I'm tired, too.  I'll just hum.**
Dorothy:  No, I don't need you to hum.

Dorothy:  I want some of your paint.**
Sarah:  You have your own paint.**
Dorothy:  I want some of your paint.**
Sarah:  Please find something else to use.  I just read to you for an hour.  Now I need some time to myself.**
Dorothy:  I want some of your time.

Dad:  Good night!**
Dorothy:  Good night.  Don't let...the...bugs...eat you!

Sarah refilled the liquid hand soap dispenser.  Dorothy pressed the top, soap came out, and she said, "Hey, this has new batteries!"

Offering Dorothy a large ricecake:**
Sarah:  Do you want the whole thing, or half, like a moon?**
Dorothy:  [Long thinking pause]...I want a circle moon.