Sunday, May 1, 2022

The Sunday Funnies

Dorothy was reading jokes to me and Brian.  "What is the Tooth Fairy's favorite animal?" she asked.  "A walrus," I suggested.  "No," she answered, "molar bears," and she further advised, "Don't forget that these are jokes."

"I have an idea," I started.  "Remember those pencils with your name on them that Santa brought?  I think we should sharpen them and start using them."  "That's not much of an idea," Dorothy responded.