Sunday, January 8, 2017

The Sunday Funnies

SARAH:  Put your socks and shoes on.**
DOROTHY:  My little cute feet.

SARAH:  I don't feel good.**
DOROTHY (RUBBING MOM'S HEAD):  I feel you better.**
SARAH:  How are you feeling?**
DOROTHY:  Kind of fine.

DOROTHY, SEEING THE POSTMAN DOWN THE STREET:  There's the mail bus!

BRIAN, PUTTING AWAY CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS, TO SARAH:  Let's talk about the manger.**
DOROTHY:  Mama Mary was pregnant.  She had to go to Bethlehem and she rode a donkey...