Sunday, April 2, 2017

The Sunday Funnies

Dorothy:  Mama, I yawned.  Will you rub my head and sing a song so I can rest?**
Sarah:  I'm tired, too.  I'll just hum.**
Dorothy:  No, I don't need you to hum.

Dorothy:  I want some of your paint.**
Sarah:  You have your own paint.**
Dorothy:  I want some of your paint.**
Sarah:  Please find something else to use.  I just read to you for an hour.  Now I need some time to myself.**
Dorothy:  I want some of your time.

Dad:  Good night!**
Dorothy:  Good night.  Don't let...the...bugs...eat you!

Sarah refilled the liquid hand soap dispenser.  Dorothy pressed the top, soap came out, and she said, "Hey, this has new batteries!"

Offering Dorothy a large ricecake:**
Sarah:  Do you want the whole thing, or half, like a moon?**
Dorothy:  [Long thinking pause]...I want a circle moon.