Sunday, March 27, 2022

The Sunday Funnies

Dorothy was trying to remember a saying that was used in a book we read aloud.  "It's something about the devil," she said.  "It's like when you think of something and then it happens."  After some time I said, "Oh, I think it's Speak of the Devil!"  And Dorothy thought about it and said, "It's something like that.  Maybe The Devil Speaks?"

Around March Lucky Charms markets a cereal that turns your milk green.  I bought some on clearance after the holiday, and served it to Dorothy.  She was excited, but it didn't turn the milk green.  "Maybe it only works on St. Patrick's Day," she posed.

Through Facebook I learned that the uncle of one of Dorothy's classmates had died.  I asked Dorothy if Olivia had said anything about her uncle.  "She was sad at recess and she said something about how her uncle died," Dorothy replied.  "I'm sorry that she was sad," I said.  "She wasn't sad for very long," Dorothy said, "because she started playing again."  "Oh," I said, "that's good.  I'm sure her uncle doesn't want her to be sad."  "Didn't want her to be sad," Dorothy corrected me.

Dorothy said that she was finished eating, and I said, "When you ask for more food, I'm going to remind you that you didn't eat your grilled cheese."  "And I'm going to remind you that my grilled cheese was squishy," she retorted.

Dorothy stopped herself from opening her umbrella in the house because it's bad luck to do so.  "I think that a parent invented that so nobody can walk around the house with a big umbrella and bonk into things," Dorothy commented.

Dorothy watches YouTube videos of families playing with toys, and we've discussed why the family has so many toys and how advertising works.  At the end of a recent video, the mom disclosed:  "Mattel paid us to make this video."  Dorothy asked me about that, and I referred to our conversation about advertising; she asked, "But why are they paying them money?  They're already getting all the toys for free."

I bought Dorothy some Little Debbie Fudge Rounds, which are circular chocolate cookies with chocolate filling.  "I know why they're called Fudge Rounds," she said.  "They are fudge all around."

Dorothy has trouble going to sleep at night.  She often wakes up in the morning and says, "I' not sure I slept at all last night."