Sunday, January 22, 2017

The Sunday Funnies

DOROTHY:  You jokin' me, Mama.

DOROTHY:  That would be not a good idea.

MOM:  Let's count to ten.  Want to count backwards?  Ten, nine...**
DOROTHY:  No, let's do it in an orderly way.

SCENE:  Dorothy kicked something she shouldn't have.**
DOROTHY:  That was funny.**
MOM:  That was not funny.**
DOROTHY:  It was a little bit funny.

SCENE:  Dorothy doesn't need more medicine but asked for more.  Mom responded with a medicine dispenser of water.**
MOM:  Here's your medicine.**
DOROTHY:  No, not this kind.  I need the sticky kind.