Sunday, April 8, 2018

The Sunday Funnies

Dorothy:  Crap.  Crap.  Crap crap crap.
Sarah:  "Crap" is a bad-habit word, like "stupid".  So, don't say it at school, and if you, Daddy, or I say it at home, let's remind each other that it's a bad habit.  I don't think you knew that.  There are lots of bad-habit words.
Dorothy:  Can you tell me all the bad-habit words?

Standing at the Redbox with Dorothy:  When is the movie gonna slide right out?

Dorothy:  Dogs don't hatch from eggs.  They hatch from mothers.

Sarah:  What should we pack for our picnic?
Dorothy:  Yogurt and carrot spoons.
Sarah:  What are carrot spoons?
Dorothy:  They are spoons made out of carrots that Dad makes for me when he forgets to pack a spoon for our picnic.

Dorothy:  The crayon broke so I peeled off the ribbon.  (wrapper)

Dorothy:  Elsa, make some ice mountains.
Sarah:  Dorothy, I'm tired of playing pretend.
Dorothy:  You mean "Anna".

Watching Snow White, when the vultures are circling above the cottage where the Wicked Queen is about to poison Snow White:  Those big birds want to eat the poison apple.