Sunday, February 19, 2017

The Sunday Funnies

Mom:  Did you know that grits are made out of corn?**
Dorothy:  And corn is made out of yogurt!

Mom:  There's an ant bed.**
Dorothy:  That's where the ants sleep.

Mom:  Would you like your medicine in the tub?**
Dorothy:  No!  In my mouth.

Scene:  Communion line at church**
Dorothy:  What did you just eat?**
Mom:  Communion.**
Dorothy:  Did you crunch it?

Dorothy:  I'm shivering.**
Dad:  Let's put some socks on your feet.**
Dorothy:  But my body is cold.

Mom:  Be careful with these toys.  They are glass and they might break.**
Dorothy:  And you'll pick up the pieces.