Sunday, December 5, 2021

The Sunday Funnies

Dorothy borrowed two flashlights from Gram and brought them to Uncle Daniel's house.  Afterwards, back at Gram's house, I asked, "Dorothy, did you leave all the flashlights at Daniel's house?"  "No," she answered, "there's one left."

Dorothy's spelling homework was to do a practice test outdoors in sidewalk chalk.  There were 8 words.  When she was done, I started to "grade" it.  I said, "skills...correct...10%.  rocks...correct...20%."  Dorothy stopped me right away.  "You're only going to give me 80%?" she figured out.

I told Dorothy that I took a trip to the store but it didn't have what I needed.  "It was a bomb," I said.  "It was a bummer," she countered.  "Bummer is bad, bomb is good."

Dorothy's class has an elf that moves around at night.  I asked Dorothy, "Where does she live when it's not Christmas?  I mean, what does Ms. Hattrich do with her?"  And Dorothy informed me, "Well, she's from the North Pole, so I assume she lives there."