Sunday, September 11, 2022

The Sunday Funnies

Dorothy was telling me that her new teacher has all the kids use the bathroom before recess.  "Oh, I said.  That is a good idea.  Remember last year when the teacher had to take the whole class inside from recess because you had to go to the bathroom?"  Dorothy said flatly, "I guess Mrs. Hattrich learned her lesson, because after that she hired an assistant on the playground."

Dorothy made up a riddle:  "What has 5 letters and you have to guess it?"
Answer:  Wordle
(funny, she points out, because "Wordle" has 6 letters.)

Dorothy set-up a Lego family with two mothers and a son.  "This child is genetically impossible," she said, "Because one mom has brown hair and blue eyes, and the other mom has brown hair and brown eyes, and the child has blond hair and green eyes."