Sunday, April 7, 2019

The Sunday Funnies

Dorothy and Willa like to pretend-play mother and daughter.  I overheard Dorothy say, "Why don't you pretend that you're 10 and I'll pretend that I'm 90 or as old as my mama?"

Dorothy told me, "Mama, I would do anything for you."  I said, "Well, I would do anything for you, too."  I let a few seconds pass, and then I started naming a few of the things I would do; for example, "I would jump into a swimming pool of Jello for you."  Dorothy responded very seriously, "Mom, I wouldn't ask you to do that."

Dorothy asked, "Can teenagers drive themselves?"
I answered, "Some can.  When you turn 16 years old, you can get a driver's license."
Dorothy responded, "And what does that do?"

Dorothy has been going to a Montessori school for two years now.  In Montessori classes, teachers try to be very hands-off and respectful of the child's natural curiosities.  There is a new teacher, Ms. Ashley.  Dorothy came home on Friday singing a new song.  She said that the new teacher, Ms. Ashley, taught it to her.  Then she added, "Ms. Ashley said, 'When I am talking, who else should be talking?  No one.'  Is that true, Mommy?"