Sunday, April 30, 2023

The Sunday Funny

For years we've explained color blindness to Dorothy as "the colors get mixed-up."  After a long back-and-forth this week, she made it clear that she thought color blindness meant that you see all colors clearly, but they appear swapped-around, like a rainbow ordered "yellow, blue, orange, red, purple, green."

Friday, April 28, 2023

Tuesday, April 25, 2023

Sunday, April 23, 2023

The Sunday Funny

Dorothy asked me why I don't have cuts and scrapes on my elbows and knees like she does.  "Well, you're 8, and you're more active than me," I told her.  "And you are always wearing long sleeves and long pants?" she added.

Saturday, April 22, 2023

Friday, April 21, 2023

Thursday, April 20, 2023

Wednesday, April 19, 2023

Tuesday, April 18, 2023

Sunday, April 16, 2023

The Sunday Funnies

We were discussing how some people talk on the phone a lot, but I do not.  Dorothy noted that I use Marco Polo instead.  "I liked you better before you learned about Marco Polo," she told me.

We saw a mom driving without her kids, and Dorothy remarked, "Maybe she went to the grocery store, or to change the gas in the car."

Dorothy asked about a sign on the door of a store about liability for illness or death from COVID-19, and I explained simply, "It's saying that if you come in the store and catch COVID and die, you can't sue the store."  "Or someone else can't sue," she pointed out, "because you can't sue if you're dead."

I left a note for our houseguests in case they arrived when we weren't home.  We beat them home, and Dorothy told me, "That note is so funny.  I think you should leave it on the door, because if you say those words out loud, they won't be as funny as reading them."


Wednesday, April 12, 2023

Tuesday, April 11, 2023

Monday, April 10, 2023

Saturday, April 8, 2023

Friday, April 7, 2023

Thursday, April 6, 2023

Wednesday, April 5, 2023

Tuesday, April 4, 2023

Monday, April 3, 2023

The Monday Funny

One of Dorothy's podcasts has some funny characters, including, this time, Bob Ralph Macchio.  "He must have gotten married, " Dorothy said, "because his name used to be Bob Ralph Nader."

Sunday, April 2, 2023