Sunday, December 11, 2022

The Sunday Funnies

Dorothy and her friend were flipping a quarter, but instead of calling heads or tails, I overheard them calling "George Washington!  Sally Ride!"

Dorothy woke up on Tuesday morning and she was nervous about her first reconciliation that evening.  I wanted to give her something to look forward to, so I said, "Afterwards we can get you an ice cream sundae."  "But that's such a long time to wait!" she cried.  "What is today?  Tuesday?!  And I have to wait until Sunday?"