Sunday, May 7, 2017

The Sunday Funnies

Mom:  It's time to finish.**
Dorothy:  How about we can play for second more minutes?


Dorothy has hair clips with images of the cartoon character Sofia the First.  She was holding the hair clips and asked to watch Sofia.**
Mom:  I don't think we have the Sofia show.**
Dorothy:  She is an ad.  She comes on before Cinderella.**


Pulling off her socks, exposing sock lines:**
Look, my ankles have bracelets!


Pretending, like she does often, to be a baby:**
Mom:  What did you dream about last night?**
Dorothy, in a baby voice:  I'm a little baby and I can't answer.


Dorothy:  (with glee)  The t.v. turned itself on!**
Mom:  I used the remote control.**
Dorothy:  (with glee)  The t.v. turned itself on with the remote control!
               

There is a water fountain at the neighborhood park, but we bring our own bottles.  After playing with her friend Lucy, Dorothy said, "Lucy said the water fountain is for people.  But Mom said it was for dogs."


Mom:  You were supposed to finish your red apple before you eat the green apple.  Did you bite the green apple?**
Dorothy:  No, I just bumped my teeth on it.


We watched a little girl run from her house and climb into the passenger seat of a running car.**
Dorothy:  That little girl knows how to drive!


Dorothy was upset that the wind was blowing her hair in her face and around her mouth, while at the same time she was trying unsuccessfully to eat a ring pop.**
Dorothy:  The wind is blowing my hair, and it's not leaving any room for my ring pop!