Tuesday, May 31, 2022

Monday, May 30, 2022

Sunday, May 29, 2022

Saturday, May 28, 2022

Friday, May 27, 2022

Tuesday, May 24, 2022

Sunday, May 22, 2022

The Sunday Funnies

Brian was telling Dorothy about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.  "Turtles that are the size of humans and eat pizza?  That's ridiculous," Dorothy said.  Brian explained, "Well, a radioactive ooze caused them to mutate, which made them grow and talk, and they were trained to fight by their sensei, Splinter, who is a rat."  Dorothy listened attentively and then dismissed, "Well that makes it even less realistic."

We saw a commercial for "Ace Hardware, your neighborhood store."  "We don't have one of those," Dorothy commented.  "Yes we do," I said, "that's where Daddy gets paint sometimes."  "It's not in our neighborhood," she pointed out.

Saturday, May 21, 2022

Thursday, May 19, 2022

Sunday, May 15, 2022

Saturday, May 14, 2022

Friday, May 13, 2022

Wednesday, May 11, 2022

Sunday, May 8, 2022

The Sunday Funnies

Brian installed a shade on our kitchen window; when it is raised, it disappears completely behind the valence.  When Dorothy came home from school, I said, "I have a surprise to show you," and I reached up and pulled down the shade.  Her jaw dropped and she gasped, "Was that always there?!"

Brian offered Dorothy some pecan butter for her waffle; she declined, and said, "It just tastes like a thousand pecans in your mouth at once."

Friday, May 6, 2022

Tuesday, May 3, 2022

Sunday, May 1, 2022

The Sunday Funnies

Dorothy was reading jokes to me and Brian.  "What is the Tooth Fairy's favorite animal?" she asked.  "A walrus," I suggested.  "No," she answered, "molar bears," and she further advised, "Don't forget that these are jokes."

"I have an idea," I started.  "Remember those pencils with your name on them that Santa brought?  I think we should sharpen them and start using them."  "That's not much of an idea," Dorothy responded.