Sunday, June 11, 2017

The Sunday Funnies

Sarah:  Oh, your cup broke a little when you dropped it.**
Dorothy:  Maybe put some cream and a band-aid on it.

Sarah:  What was that sound?  Oh, no!  You tore the page of the book?  We don't tear pages of books!  Gram gave you that book.  What would she say if she knew you did that?**
Dorothy (with wide eyes):  Hide it.  Hide it.  Hide it.

Sarah:  You can put on two different, mis-matched socks for fun.**
Dorothy (puts on socks):  Look!  I made a mix-match!

Dorothy was wrapping her Toto stuffed dog in a blanket and presenting it to Mom as a gift:  You'll never guess what's in here.**
Sarah:  Let's see...it wiggles, and it barks, and it pants...**
Dorothy:  No, it's a dog.  It doesn't wear pants.