Sunday, February 18, 2018

The Sunday Funnies

Dorothy:  Can I bring nachos for show-&-tell on Friday?

Dorothy was mad at me and said, "I'm going to hit you."  I feigned shock.  So she dialed it back:  "I'm going to put something on you.  Something that rolls.  It's boogers."

Of her new friends in Miss Jill's class:  At school there is a sister, and somebody who owns a sister.  They're twins.

I was choosing Dorothy's clothes for the day.
Sarah:  Isn't the weather funny?  Yesterday you were wearing a sweatsuit and today you are wearing a t-shirt and shorts.
Dorothy:  What was I wearing yesterday?
Sarah:  Oh, do you know that when you wear a sweatshirt together with sweatpants, you can call it a sweatsuit?
Dorothy:  And what do you call wearing a t-shirt and shorts together?

Dorothy received a valentine with something in a package shaped like a llama.
Sarah:  I'm not sure whether it is a candy or a toy.
Dorothy:  I will have to taste it to find out.

Dorothy, unprompted, at dinner:  Dad, I had 3 meltdowns today.