Sunday, November 15, 2020

The Sunday Funnies

Dorothy held-out a handful of Halloween candy.  "Can I have two pieces, or three?" she asked.  "One is not an option."

Dorothy and Willa covered their bodies in dirt.  As I was spraying them with the water hose, they were having fun discovering their clean skin.  "My legs look whiter than usual," Willa said.  "Maybe you're usually dirty," Dorothy posed.

Dorothy was examining the zipper on her sweater.  "These look like molars," she told me.  "Do you know that they're actually called teeth?" I asked.  "What?!?!" Dorothy exclaimed.

Dorothy's favorite podcast was going to offer a special episode on YouTube.  I asked Dorothy what time.  "7 p.m. Eastern, 4 p.m. Pacific," she told me.