We were discussing how some people talk on the phone a lot, but I do not. Dorothy noted that I use Marco Polo instead. "I liked you better before you learned about Marco Polo," she told me.
We saw a mom driving without her kids, and Dorothy remarked, "Maybe she went to the grocery store, or to change the gas in the car."
Dorothy asked about a sign on the door of a store about liability for illness or death from COVID-19, and I explained simply, "It's saying that if you come in the store and catch COVID and die, you can't sue the store." "Or someone else can't sue," she pointed out, "because you can't sue if you're dead."
I left a note for our houseguests in case they arrived when we weren't home. We beat them home, and Dorothy told me, "That note is so funny. I think you should leave it on the door, because if you say those words out loud, they won't be as funny as reading them."