Sunday, February 14, 2021

The Sunday Funnies

For Valentine's week Dorothy's teacher was talking about hearts, and she asked each child what makes his heart beat fast.  One after another, the kids gave examples of exercise:  running, gymnastics, spinning around.  Dorothy went last.  "Doing XtraMath," she said.  This is her school's timed computer game about math facts.

Dorothy has been making up her own jokes lately:


What's a cat's favorite food?
    A purr-nip


What did the nutcracker say when someone made it laugh?
    You crack me up