Sunday, December 3, 2017

The Sunday Funnies

I was looking at kid shoes online.  Dorothy said, "I like those."  I said, "I don't know if they have them in your size."  Dorothy said, "They do."  I said, "Do you know what size you wear?"  She said, "Yes.  Pink and purple."

From the driver's seat, I mentioned to Dorothy that we would need to clean the peanut butter off of her face when we arrived where we were going.  A moment later, she announced, "I cleaned my face."  I asked, "Where did you  put the peanut butter?"  She replied, "In my mouth."

Dorothy's 8-year-old friend Lucy told Dorothy that her feet were bigger because she was older.  "Yes," Dorothy said, "and my feet are smaller because I'm newer."