Dorothy posed in front of a scary Halloween yard decoration; Brian took her picture and then said, "Now turn around and look scared." "I don't have to look scared," Dorothy answered. "I am scared."
Dorothy picked-up a pack of my cinnamon gum and asked if she could have a piece; I said yes. "Isn't there gonna be an 'if' in there?" she sassed. "Like, if you put on your shoes?"
The instructions on Dorothy's worksheet read: Draw an X on the triangles. "I didn't know that Xx is a vowel," she said. "What do you mean?" I asked. "It says an Xx," Dorothy explained.
Dorothy asked me why mama birds can eat food on their own, even though, like their babies, they don't have teeth.