I mistakenly called Dorothy's first day of in-person school her "first day of virtual school." She said, "Not virtual school. In-person school. Virtual means 'not close.'"
I gave Dorothy a pear which had a fruit sticker on it. "Hey, this has a receipt on it!" she said.
I was watching ND football, and yelled "Shoot!" when they fumbled. Dorothy told me that I said a bad word, and I told her that shoot is not a really bad word. "What is the really bad word?" she asked. "It sounds like shoot, but with the short Ii vowel sound," I joked, because she is studying vowel sounds at school. "Dang it?" she asked.