Dorothy and I made some Jell-o No Bake Cheesecake. I told her that I thought that the cherry topping was classic. She pointed out that there was a different flavor called "classic." I understood, but noted that the classic cheesecake doesn't have a topping. "No," she told me, "the picture on the box has a dollop."
Brian asked me why I went to Kohl's and came home empty-handed. I explained that I wanted to order something that Kohl's carries online, and you can get free shipping if you use the app from within the store.
"Does everybody know this trick?" he asked.
"I don't think so," I said, "but most people would probably just pay $9 shipping instead of driving to Kohl's. Or they would order three things instead of one to get free shipping."
"And return two of them?" asked Dorothy.