Monday, May 10, 2021

The Monday Funnies

Dorothy was doing a school assignment online, and she came to me and complained, "I missed two questions in a row that were about the second paragraph, and the problem is, I don't know what a paragraph is."

I was complaining to Dorothy about people who have been traveling for the past year and spreading Covid.  Dorothy decided to rat-out one of her classmates:  "One of the most likely reasons is Makaela.  She travels to a place called Jacksonville all the time."

"Mom, I learned that stars can explode."  "Yes."  "The sun is a star."  "Yes."  "What will happen if the sun explodes?