Sunday, May 22, 2022

The Sunday Funnies

Brian was telling Dorothy about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.  "Turtles that are the size of humans and eat pizza?  That's ridiculous," Dorothy said.  Brian explained, "Well, a radioactive ooze caused them to mutate, which made them grow and talk, and they were trained to fight by their sensei, Splinter, who is a rat."  Dorothy listened attentively and then dismissed, "Well that makes it even less realistic."

We saw a commercial for "Ace Hardware, your neighborhood store."  "We don't have one of those," Dorothy commented.  "Yes we do," I said, "that's where Daddy gets paint sometimes."  "It's not in our neighborhood," she pointed out.