Wednesday, February 22, 2017
Tuesday, February 21, 2017
Monday, February 20, 2017
Sunday, February 19, 2017
The Sunday Funnies
Mom: Did you know that grits are made out of corn?**
Dorothy: And corn is made out of yogurt!
Mom: There's an ant bed.**
Dorothy: That's where the ants sleep.
Mom: Would you like your medicine in the tub?**
Dorothy: No! In my mouth.
Scene: Communion line at church**
Dorothy: What did you just eat?**
Mom: Communion.**
Dorothy: Did you crunch it?
Dorothy: I'm shivering.**
Dad: Let's put some socks on your feet.**
Dorothy: But my body is cold.
Mom: Be careful with these toys. They are glass and they might break.**
Dorothy: And you'll pick up the pieces.
Dorothy: And corn is made out of yogurt!
Mom: There's an ant bed.**
Dorothy: That's where the ants sleep.
Mom: Would you like your medicine in the tub?**
Dorothy: No! In my mouth.
Scene: Communion line at church**
Dorothy: What did you just eat?**
Mom: Communion.**
Dorothy: Did you crunch it?
Dorothy: I'm shivering.**
Dad: Let's put some socks on your feet.**
Dorothy: But my body is cold.
Mom: Be careful with these toys. They are glass and they might break.**
Dorothy: And you'll pick up the pieces.
Saturday, February 18, 2017
Friday, February 17, 2017
Thursday, February 16, 2017
Wednesday, February 15, 2017
Tuesday, February 14, 2017
Monday, February 13, 2017
Sunday, February 12, 2017
The Sunday Funnies
Dorothy's pronunciation guide:
Let's eat sumpin'. Perhaps yogret. Or maybe raviolio. I need a fork and a soom.
Listen to the moosic. Let's pretend to be am-mimals and dump up and down.
Dorothy: Blow up a barroon for me.**
Mom: You want a barroon?**
Dorothy: No, not a barroon. A barroon.
Let's eat sumpin'. Perhaps yogret. Or maybe raviolio. I need a fork and a soom.
Listen to the moosic. Let's pretend to be am-mimals and dump up and down.
Dorothy: Blow up a barroon for me.**
Mom: You want a barroon?**
Dorothy: No, not a barroon. A barroon.
Saturday, February 11, 2017
Friday, February 10, 2017
Thursday, February 9, 2017
Wednesday, February 8, 2017
Tuesday, February 7, 2017
Monday, February 6, 2017
Feast of Saint Dorothy of Caesarea
St. Dorothy: Patron saint of gardeners, often depicted with apples and flowers
Sunday, February 5, 2017
The Sunday Funnies: DorothySpeak
Dorothy's fleece, footed pajamas = "Fluffies"**
Dorothy's request to climb in bed with Mama = "I want to be in your arms"**
I touched something with my toe = "I toed it"**
Blowing in your hands for warmth = "Blow up your hands"**
DOROTHY: I want more pickles.**
DOROTHY: I want more pickles.**
MOM: We finished the pickles.**
DOROTHY: I want more pickles now!**
MOM (Shows empty jar): There are no more pickles left in the jar.**
DOROTHY: I want to sip the juice.
Saturday, February 4, 2017
Friday, February 3, 2017
Thursday, February 2, 2017
Wednesday, February 1, 2017
Tuesday, January 31, 2017
Monday, January 30, 2017
Sunday, January 29, 2017
Saturday, January 28, 2017
Friday, January 27, 2017
Thursday, January 26, 2017
Wednesday, January 25, 2017
Tuesday, January 24, 2017
Monday, January 23, 2017
Off to the circus
Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus, Jacksonville, FL, with Mom, Dad, Gram, & Big Daddy
Sunday, January 22, 2017
The Sunday Funnies
DOROTHY: You jokin' me, Mama.
DOROTHY: That would be not a good idea.
MOM: Let's count to ten. Want to count backwards? Ten, nine...**
DOROTHY: No, let's do it in an orderly way.
SCENE: Dorothy kicked something she shouldn't have.**
DOROTHY: That was funny.**
MOM: That was not funny.**
DOROTHY: It was a little bit funny.
SCENE: Dorothy doesn't need more medicine but asked for more. Mom responded with a medicine dispenser of water.**
MOM: Here's your medicine.**
DOROTHY: No, not this kind. I need the sticky kind.
DOROTHY: That would be not a good idea.
MOM: Let's count to ten. Want to count backwards? Ten, nine...**
DOROTHY: No, let's do it in an orderly way.
SCENE: Dorothy kicked something she shouldn't have.**
DOROTHY: That was funny.**
MOM: That was not funny.**
DOROTHY: It was a little bit funny.
SCENE: Dorothy doesn't need more medicine but asked for more. Mom responded with a medicine dispenser of water.**
MOM: Here's your medicine.**
DOROTHY: No, not this kind. I need the sticky kind.
Saturday, January 21, 2017
Friday, January 20, 2017
Thursday, January 19, 2017
Wednesday, January 18, 2017
Tuesday, January 17, 2017
Monday, January 16, 2017
Sunday, January 15, 2017
Saturday, January 14, 2017
Friday, January 13, 2017
Thursday, January 12, 2017
Wednesday, January 11, 2017
Lasseter family photos
David & Melanie**
Patrick**
Sarah, Brian, & Dorothy Jane**
Daniel, Valerie, & Alina**
Mary Beth, Ned, David, John, Mary Claire, & Maggie**
December 18, 2016**
Photos by Kaylyn Eanes Photography**
See more photos here: www.dorothyjane.shutterfly.com
Tuesday, January 10, 2017
Monday, January 9, 2017
Sunday, January 8, 2017
The Sunday Funnies
SARAH: Put your socks and shoes on.**
DOROTHY: My little cute feet.
SARAH: I don't feel good.**
DOROTHY (RUBBING MOM'S HEAD): I feel you better.**
SARAH: How are you feeling?**
DOROTHY: Kind of fine.
DOROTHY, SEEING THE POSTMAN DOWN THE STREET: There's the mail bus!
BRIAN, PUTTING AWAY CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS, TO SARAH: Let's talk about the manger.**
DOROTHY: Mama Mary was pregnant. She had to go to Bethlehem and she rode a donkey...
DOROTHY (RUBBING MOM'S HEAD): I feel you better.**
SARAH: How are you feeling?**
DOROTHY: Kind of fine.
DOROTHY, SEEING THE POSTMAN DOWN THE STREET: There's the mail bus!
BRIAN, PUTTING AWAY CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS, TO SARAH: Let's talk about the manger.**
DOROTHY: Mama Mary was pregnant. She had to go to Bethlehem and she rode a donkey...
Saturday, January 7, 2017
Friday, January 6, 2017
Thursday, January 5, 2017
Wednesday, January 4, 2017
Tuesday, January 3, 2017
Monday, January 2, 2017
Sunday, January 1, 2017
Saturday, December 31, 2016
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