Monday, May 1, 2017
Sunday, April 30, 2017
The Sunday Funnies
Drinking hot chocolate**
Mom: That was yummy.**
Dorothy: Yes. Let's have some food to wash it down.
Mom: That was a big ice cream cone for a little girl. How does your stomach feel?**
Dorothy: Much better.
Tips on parenthood**
If your toddler has a fit about getting in the car seat, and you decide to sit in the backseat with her and wait out the tantrum, make sure the doors' child safety locks aren't engaged.
Dorothy, with hair in her eyes: My hair is dripping in my face.
Dorothy: I cut the bottom of my foot outside.**
Brian: Were you wearing shoes?**
Dorothy: No, I was footprint.
Dorothy started crying at the dinner table.**
Mom: What hurts?**
Dorothy: My tongue.**
Mom: Did you stab it with the fork?**
Dorothy: No, I stabbed it with my teeth.
Promos for Beauty and the Beast, including Belle in her ballgown, are omnipresent. We watched the original Disney cartoon movie this week, and in the opening scene, Dorothy asked, "Why is she wearing blue?"
Mom: Did you know that spiders have eight eyes? How many eyes do you have?**
Dorothy: Two. How many eyes do you have?**
Mom: Two.**
Dorothy: How many eyes do monsters have?
Mom: That was yummy.**
Dorothy: Yes. Let's have some food to wash it down.
Mom: That was a big ice cream cone for a little girl. How does your stomach feel?**
Dorothy: Much better.
Tips on parenthood**
If your toddler has a fit about getting in the car seat, and you decide to sit in the backseat with her and wait out the tantrum, make sure the doors' child safety locks aren't engaged.
Dorothy, with hair in her eyes: My hair is dripping in my face.
Dorothy: I cut the bottom of my foot outside.**
Brian: Were you wearing shoes?**
Dorothy: No, I was footprint.
Dorothy started crying at the dinner table.**
Mom: What hurts?**
Dorothy: My tongue.**
Mom: Did you stab it with the fork?**
Dorothy: No, I stabbed it with my teeth.
Promos for Beauty and the Beast, including Belle in her ballgown, are omnipresent. We watched the original Disney cartoon movie this week, and in the opening scene, Dorothy asked, "Why is she wearing blue?"
Mom: Did you know that spiders have eight eyes? How many eyes do you have?**
Dorothy: Two. How many eyes do you have?**
Mom: Two.**
Dorothy: How many eyes do monsters have?
Saturday, April 29, 2017
Friday, April 28, 2017
Thursday, April 27, 2017
Wednesday, April 26, 2017
Tuesday, April 25, 2017
Monday, April 24, 2017
Sunday, April 23, 2017
#TheMorganTheMerrier
Brian at the piano
Sisters Grace & Claire
Dad & Mom at the rehearsal dinner
Brian and his godson, Caleb
Valerie & Daniel (the next couple to wed)
Twirl
Bar talk
The Jim Look
Saturday, April 22, 2017
Friday, April 21, 2017
Thursday, April 20, 2017
Wednesday, April 19, 2017
Tuesday, April 18, 2017
Monday, April 17, 2017
Sunday, April 16, 2017
Saturday, April 15, 2017
Friday, April 14, 2017
Thursday, April 13, 2017
Wednesday, April 12, 2017
Bunny love
We went to a program about bunnies at a local wildlife center. Dorothy was a model student, sitting in her place in circle time while the teacher offered introductions, sang a song, and read a book. After about ten minutes Dorothy quietly stood up and walked across the room to me, then whispered in my ear, "When will we see a bunny?"
Tuesday, April 11, 2017
Monday, April 10, 2017
Sunday, April 9, 2017
The Sunday Funnies
Sarah: My stomach doesn't feel good.**
Dorothy: Maybe you ate too much food.**
Sarah: Maybe.**
Dorothy: Want to watch some Peppa Pig to make yourself feel better?
Idina Menzel was on t.v., and I explained to Dorothy that she was the voice of Elsa in Frozen. After a little time passed, Dorothy said, "They keep calling her Idina, but actually her name is Elsa."
Sarah: I can't remember which toothbrush is mine and which one is your dad's.**
Dorothy: You have two choices: blue or green.
Sarah: I'll get you a glass of milk.**
Dorothy: No, a plastic.
Blowing bubbles:**
Sarah: Look! I made Glinda the Good Witch.**
Dorothy: Now make Dorothy Kansas.**
I spray-painted something, explaining to Dorothy that I was bored with the color. She looked around for something else to spray paint.**
Dorothy: "Let's do your car."**
Sarah: "We can't spray paint my car."**
Dorothy: "But I'm getting bored with the color."
Dorothy: Maybe you ate too much food.**
Sarah: Maybe.**
Dorothy: Want to watch some Peppa Pig to make yourself feel better?
Idina Menzel was on t.v., and I explained to Dorothy that she was the voice of Elsa in Frozen. After a little time passed, Dorothy said, "They keep calling her Idina, but actually her name is Elsa."
Sarah: I can't remember which toothbrush is mine and which one is your dad's.**
Dorothy: You have two choices: blue or green.
Sarah: I'll get you a glass of milk.**
Dorothy: No, a plastic.
Blowing bubbles:**
Sarah: Look! I made Glinda the Good Witch.**
Dorothy: Now make Dorothy Kansas.**
I spray-painted something, explaining to Dorothy that I was bored with the color. She looked around for something else to spray paint.**
Dorothy: "Let's do your car."**
Sarah: "We can't spray paint my car."**
Dorothy: "But I'm getting bored with the color."
Saturday, April 8, 2017
Friday, April 7, 2017
Thursday, April 6, 2017
Wednesday, April 5, 2017
Tuesday, April 4, 2017
Monday, April 3, 2017
Sunday, April 2, 2017
The Sunday Funnies
Dorothy: Mama, I yawned. Will you rub my head and sing a song so I can rest?**
Sarah: I'm tired, too. I'll just hum.**
Dorothy: No, I don't need you to hum.
Dorothy: I want some of your paint.**
Sarah: You have your own paint.**
Dorothy: I want some of your paint.**
Sarah: Please find something else to use. I just read to you for an hour. Now I need some time to myself.**
Dorothy: I want some of your time.
Dad: Good night!**
Dorothy: Good night. Don't let...the...bugs...eat you!
Sarah refilled the liquid hand soap dispenser. Dorothy pressed the top, soap came out, and she said, "Hey, this has new batteries!"
Offering Dorothy a large ricecake:**
Sarah: Do you want the whole thing, or half, like a moon?**
Dorothy: [Long thinking pause]...I want a circle moon.
Sarah: I'm tired, too. I'll just hum.**
Dorothy: No, I don't need you to hum.
Dorothy: I want some of your paint.**
Sarah: You have your own paint.**
Dorothy: I want some of your paint.**
Sarah: Please find something else to use. I just read to you for an hour. Now I need some time to myself.**
Dorothy: I want some of your time.
Dad: Good night!**
Dorothy: Good night. Don't let...the...bugs...eat you!
Sarah refilled the liquid hand soap dispenser. Dorothy pressed the top, soap came out, and she said, "Hey, this has new batteries!"
Offering Dorothy a large ricecake:**
Sarah: Do you want the whole thing, or half, like a moon?**
Dorothy: [Long thinking pause]...I want a circle moon.
Saturday, April 1, 2017
Friday, March 31, 2017
Thursday, March 30, 2017
Wednesday, March 29, 2017
Tuesday, March 28, 2017
Monday, March 27, 2017
Sunday, March 26, 2017
Saturday, March 25, 2017
Friday, March 24, 2017
Thursday, March 23, 2017
Wednesday, March 22, 2017
Tuesday, March 21, 2017
Monday, March 20, 2017
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