Monday, November 5, 2018
Sunday, November 4, 2018
The Sunday Funny
Dorothy: Mom, this cupcake has hard icing, but most cupcakes have soft icing.
Sarah: Yes, that's a Hostess Cupcake, and they always have hard icing and that little swirl.
(Time passes.)
Dorothy: Mom, this Hostess Cupcake has some white gooey stuff inside!
Sarah: Yes, that's a Hostess Cupcake, and they always have hard icing and that little swirl.
(Time passes.)
Dorothy: Mom, this Hostess Cupcake has some white gooey stuff inside!
Thursday, November 1, 2018
Wednesday, October 31, 2018
Tuesday, October 30, 2018
Monday, October 29, 2018
Sunday, October 28, 2018
The Sunday Funnies
We went to a trunk-or-treat and came home with a bag of candy. Dorothy dumped her candy on the floor and started putting it in little piles. Then she said, "Ms. Candace says you can sort anything."
Dorothy is being moved to a new class at school. I told her, "Do you remember that you're moving to Ms. Mary's class on Monday? They might even move your cubby." Dorothy said, "They don't move the cubby. They just move the name."
Dorothy had $1.07 in change and we went to the Dollar Store to spend it on one item and tax. She brought her toy to the check-out and dumped-out her money. A nickel must have been stuck in the bottom of her change purse. The cashier said, "I need another nickel." Dorothy stood still, looked at her expectantly, and stated factually, "It's missing."
Dorothy is being moved to a new class at school. I told her, "Do you remember that you're moving to Ms. Mary's class on Monday? They might even move your cubby." Dorothy said, "They don't move the cubby. They just move the name."
Dorothy had $1.07 in change and we went to the Dollar Store to spend it on one item and tax. She brought her toy to the check-out and dumped-out her money. A nickel must have been stuck in the bottom of her change purse. The cashier said, "I need another nickel." Dorothy stood still, looked at her expectantly, and stated factually, "It's missing."
Saturday, October 27, 2018
Friday, October 26, 2018
Thursday, October 25, 2018
Wednesday, October 24, 2018
Tuesday, October 23, 2018
Monday, October 22, 2018
Sunday, October 21, 2018
The Sunday Funnies
We were playing Go Fish. Dorothy is still learning the names of the suits. She drew a card and told me, "I have the Queen of Shamrocks and the Queen of Sparrows!"
Dorothy still adds an -er to words to indicate their function. She has a toy doctor kit and needle, and she refers to the shot as the "shot-er".
In the early morning I told Dorothy that I was going to sing to Daddy, which happened to be in my throaty morning voice. Dorothy said, "You don't have to sing in Daddy's voice. You should sing in your own."
The waitress delivered the bill after we went to dinner, and the credit card fell to the floor. Dorothy looked for it under the table and when she didn't see it she announced in the restaurant, "Our poor, poor credit!"
Dorothy was taking a bath, and I couldn't reach something in the bathroom. I gave a frustrated, growling, grumpy sound. Dorothy said, "Don't make that bad noise. My dad will think I'm in trouble."
Dorothy still adds an -er to words to indicate their function. She has a toy doctor kit and needle, and she refers to the shot as the "shot-er".
In the early morning I told Dorothy that I was going to sing to Daddy, which happened to be in my throaty morning voice. Dorothy said, "You don't have to sing in Daddy's voice. You should sing in your own."
The waitress delivered the bill after we went to dinner, and the credit card fell to the floor. Dorothy looked for it under the table and when she didn't see it she announced in the restaurant, "Our poor, poor credit!"
Dorothy was taking a bath, and I couldn't reach something in the bathroom. I gave a frustrated, growling, grumpy sound. Dorothy said, "Don't make that bad noise. My dad will think I'm in trouble."
Saturday, October 20, 2018
Friday, October 19, 2018
Thursday, October 18, 2018
Wednesday, October 17, 2018
Tuesday, October 16, 2018
Monday, October 15, 2018
Sunday, October 14, 2018
The Sunday Funnies
We have a hand-me-down paperback Barbie book, and we recently watched the Barbie movie of the same story. The movie was long and included much more detail. Dorothy said to me, "I know why this book doesn't have the whole story! I think some of the pages were torn out!"
Dorothy often misunderstands when villains are being insincere or sarcastic (or using terms she doesn't know) and she credits them with kind intentions. In the Barbie movie, the scared villain spoke to the heroine's barking dog, "Nice puppy, nice puppy." Dorothy said, "The bad guy is calling him a nice puppy, so the bad guy must be a little bit good because he's calling him nice."
I complained that my body creaked and I must be getting old. Dorothy responded, "It's hard for Gram to get down and it's hard for Big Daddy to get up."
We were gluing sequins on paper. I asked, "Are you sad? You look sad." Dorothy said, "No, that's just my craft face."
Dorothy often misunderstands when villains are being insincere or sarcastic (or using terms she doesn't know) and she credits them with kind intentions. In the Barbie movie, the scared villain spoke to the heroine's barking dog, "Nice puppy, nice puppy." Dorothy said, "The bad guy is calling him a nice puppy, so the bad guy must be a little bit good because he's calling him nice."
I complained that my body creaked and I must be getting old. Dorothy responded, "It's hard for Gram to get down and it's hard for Big Daddy to get up."
We were gluing sequins on paper. I asked, "Are you sad? You look sad." Dorothy said, "No, that's just my craft face."
Friday, October 12, 2018
Thursday, October 11, 2018
Wednesday, October 10, 2018
Tuesday, October 9, 2018
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