Monday, June 21, 2021

Sunday, June 20, 2021

The Sunday Funnies

We discussed something that led me to say, "Patience pays off!"  "That book The Eleventh Hour said something like that," Dorothy responded thoughtfully.  "It said 'Patience pays off?'" I asked.  "No," she explained, "it said, 'Those who choose the longer road shall reap their reward!'"

Dorothy saw a coffee shop called The Daily Grind and asked what that meant.  Grace said, "You grind your coffee beans.  It's also a pun.  Do you know what a pun is?"  "Yes," Dorothy quickly answered, "and what is the other meaning of grind that makes it funny?"

We got-together with family friends that we haven't seen in over a year.  Dorothy sidelined me and asked, "Why does it seem like all these people know me?"

Saturday, June 19, 2021

Friday, June 18, 2021

Thursday, June 17, 2021

Sunday, June 13, 2021

Saturday, June 12, 2021

Wednesday, June 9, 2021

Tuesday, June 8, 2021

Monday, June 7, 2021

Sunday, June 6, 2021

The Sunday Funnies

Dorothy and I played a card game, and when it was over, I said, "That was fun.  You're a good partner."  "Not your partner," she clarified, "You mean your competitor."

I reminded Dorothy that my adult cousin still has a baby tooth.  "Maybe the Tooth Fairy will bring her a dishwasher," she joked.

Dorothy watched Brian make a bourbon pie.  When it came out of the oven, she said sadly, "Too bad I can't eat it because it's a beer pie."

Saturday, June 5, 2021

Friday, June 4, 2021

Wednesday, June 2, 2021

Monday, May 31, 2021

Sunday, May 30, 2021

The Sunday Funnies

Dorothy watches a show about a little girl who acts as the detective for a queen.  Out of the blue, Dorothy suggested, "Mira should get paid because she's the royal detective."

We had delicious turtle candies which were dark chocolate topped with sea salt.  Dorothy may have been the first to taste them, and she announced to the group, "There's something you need to know!  This sugar is salt!"

Thursday, May 27, 2021

Wednesday, May 26, 2021

Monday, May 24, 2021

Sunday, May 23, 2021

The Sunday Funnies

We stayed up late this weekend, and Dorothy kept announcing, "It's 72 minutes past my bedtime!"  "It's 86 minutes past my bedtime!"

A food pantry truck was ahead of us on the road, and Dorothy asked about the picture on the back.  "That's a Wal-Mart truck that has an advertisement for a food pantry," I said.  "When people need groceries but cannot afford them, they can go to the food pantry and pick-up groceries for free.  Wal-Mart is advertising that it donates money to the food pantry."  "Shouldn't they donate food?" she asked.

Dorothy referred to a time when I elbowed her in the head.  "When did I elbow you in the head?" I asked.  "When you were jumping jacking," she said.

Saturday, May 22, 2021

Thursday, May 20, 2021

Wednesday, May 19, 2021

Tuesday, May 18, 2021

Monday, May 17, 2021

Sunday, May 16, 2021

The Sunday Funnies

We were watching a show about ballet dancers.  "They dance on their toes, and that must be easy for them!  They have flat-toed ballet shoes," Dorothy observed.

Dorothy's school has a few playgrounds, and I asked her which one she played on that day.  "The run-away-from-Elijah playground," she answered.

Dorothy complained that her online reading program made her "login again to continue learning."

I mentioned to Dorothy that I had trouble sleeping the previous night, and that I got up and ate a big snack.  "That sounds like so much fun," Dorothy said enviously.

Gram sent us mail from Valdosta, and I was pleased that it arrived so quickly.  "It usually takes 4 hours to get to Valdosta, but it took two days for the mail to get here," Dorothy complained.

Saturday, May 15, 2021

Thursday, May 13, 2021

Wednesday, May 12, 2021

Monday, May 10, 2021

The Monday Funnies

Dorothy was doing a school assignment online, and she came to me and complained, "I missed two questions in a row that were about the second paragraph, and the problem is, I don't know what a paragraph is."

I was complaining to Dorothy about people who have been traveling for the past year and spreading Covid.  Dorothy decided to rat-out one of her classmates:  "One of the most likely reasons is Makaela.  She travels to a place called Jacksonville all the time."

"Mom, I learned that stars can explode."  "Yes."  "The sun is a star."  "Yes."  "What will happen if the sun explodes?

Saturday, May 8, 2021

Thursday, May 6, 2021

Wednesday, May 5, 2021

Tuesday, May 4, 2021

Monday, May 3, 2021

Sunday, May 2, 2021

The Sunday Funnies

I noticed a big scrape on Dorothy's knee after I picked her up from school and I asked her if it made her cry.  "It's just a highlighting hurt," she said.  "What does that mean?" I asked.  "It doesn't hurt that much," she answered, "it's just sort of highlighting your boo boo."

We were playing a game where you put a card with an image on your forehead, and you can't see your own card, but you have to ask the other players questions until you figure out your object.  Dorothy was sneaking peeks at her own cards.  I placed a moon on her forehead, and her first question was, "What time of the day do I come out?"

Saturday, May 1, 2021

Thursday, April 29, 2021

Wednesday, April 28, 2021