Thursday, March 31, 2022
Tuesday, March 29, 2022
Sunday, March 27, 2022
The Sunday Funnies
Dorothy was trying to remember a saying that was used in a book we read aloud. "It's something about the devil," she said. "It's like when you think of something and then it happens." After some time I said, "Oh, I think it's Speak of the Devil!" And Dorothy thought about it and said, "It's something like that. Maybe The Devil Speaks?"
Around March Lucky Charms markets a cereal that turns your milk green. I bought some on clearance after the holiday, and served it to Dorothy. She was excited, but it didn't turn the milk green. "Maybe it only works on St. Patrick's Day," she posed.
Through Facebook I learned that the uncle of one of Dorothy's classmates had died. I asked Dorothy if Olivia had said anything about her uncle. "She was sad at recess and she said something about how her uncle died," Dorothy replied. "I'm sorry that she was sad," I said. "She wasn't sad for very long," Dorothy said, "because she started playing again." "Oh," I said, "that's good. I'm sure her uncle doesn't want her to be sad." "Didn't want her to be sad," Dorothy corrected me.
Dorothy said that she was finished eating, and I said, "When you ask for more food, I'm going to remind you that you didn't eat your grilled cheese." "And I'm going to remind you that my grilled cheese was squishy," she retorted.
Dorothy stopped herself from opening her umbrella in the house because it's bad luck to do so. "I think that a parent invented that so nobody can walk around the house with a big umbrella and bonk into things," Dorothy commented.
Dorothy watches YouTube videos of families playing with toys, and we've discussed why the family has so many toys and how advertising works. At the end of a recent video, the mom disclosed: "Mattel paid us to make this video." Dorothy asked me about that, and I referred to our conversation about advertising; she asked, "But why are they paying them money? They're already getting all the toys for free."
I bought Dorothy some Little Debbie Fudge Rounds, which are circular chocolate cookies with chocolate filling. "I know why they're called Fudge Rounds," she said. "They are fudge all around."
Dorothy has trouble going to sleep at night. She often wakes up in the morning and says, "I' not sure I slept at all last night."
Friday, March 25, 2022
Thursday, March 24, 2022
Wednesday, March 23, 2022
Tuesday, March 22, 2022
Monday, March 21, 2022
Sunday, March 20, 2022
The Sunday Funnies
Dorothy was acting stressed, and she told me, "I almost said the Dd word." "Damn?" I asked her, sort of surprised. "No," she answered, and then whispered, "die....apparently there are two Dd words."
I was describing a toy to Dorothy, and she said that it sounded too young for her. When I came up with the brand name, she said, "Wait! I do want one of those! You didn't tell me it was electronical!"
For Dorothy's half-birthday, I gave her a nice toy that I picked-up on super-clearance. She was gobsmacked. "Mama, you should have saved it for my real birthday," she said.
In the tub: "My knees are so dirty that the dirt is dirty. That's a common saying for some reason."
Dorothy's catchphrase lately is "clearly," and she says it with great emphasis, as in, "The bad guy is cl-eeeear-ly wearing a disguise," or "Cl-eeeear-ly, I wanted a cupcake."
Friday, March 18, 2022
Thursday, March 17, 2022
Fifteen years married!
Wednesday, March 16, 2022
Tuesday, March 15, 2022
Monday, March 14, 2022
Sunday, March 13, 2022
The Sunday Funnies
I was reading some trivia questions to Dorothy. "If you have arachnophobia, what animal are you afraid of?" the question asked. Dorothy offered, "Raccoons?" I laughed. "Here's a hint: it has 8 legs." "A spider is an arachnid, not an animal!" Dorothy complained.
"It's so cool that airplanes can't be symmetrical," Dorothy said. "What?" I asked. "It's so cool that airplanes can't be symmetrical," she repeated. "What do you mean?" I asked. "We discussed this previously," she said.
Saturday, March 12, 2022
Thursday, March 10, 2022
Wednesday, March 9, 2022
Tuesday, March 8, 2022
Monday, March 7, 2022
Sunday, March 6, 2022
The Sunday Funnies
Dorothy picked up some dumbbells. "How heavy are these?" she asked. "It says the number on the side," I told her. "Two?" she read. "Yes," I answered. "Two what?" she said.
Dorothy's teacher sent an email about t-shirts for a school marathon, and I mentioned to Dorothy that I hadn't heard anything about a marathon. Dorothy offered, "We did a marathon at school before, but it was at a different school, but we did one, so I know that a marathon is a real thing."
Dorothy has much to say about various fonts and punctuation:
"I figured out how they show that something is important. They write it thicker."
"I can write it kind of in cursive, I just turn my paper and then write it normally."
"I know what that means because they explain it after the asteroid."
On the first day of March I played some Irish music on my phone while I showered. Dorothy came into the bathroom and asked if it was Irish music, and I was impressed at her guess, and told her yes. A few minutes passed and I turned off the water, and could hear more clearly. "I hate this Pirate music," Dorothy added.
In A Series of Unfortunate Events, a character who is persnickety about grammar jumps out of a window and leaves a note, which suspiciously includes grammatical errors. I was reading the book aloud to Dorothy and I pointed out an error in the note, and pointed out that the villain had also made that same mistake. "What do you think that means?" I prompted. Dorothy gasped: "She's not actually good at grammar!" she accused.
Saturday, March 5, 2022
Friday, March 4, 2022
Thursday, March 3, 2022
Wednesday, March 2, 2022
Tuesday, March 1, 2022
Monday, February 28, 2022
Sunday, February 27, 2022
The Sunday Funny
Dorothy is reading A Series of Unfortunate Events. Brian said to her, "I like that the book uses big words but then it tells you what they mean." "Yeah," she replied, "why don't they just use small words instead?"
Saturday, February 26, 2022
Friday, February 25, 2022
Dorothy's spelling homework was to write a letter to a book character using her spelling words
Do you have a boat? Do you have a favorite soap? Do you like toast? When was the last time you were on the road? Do you have a favorite show? Do you grow flowers? Do you like to throw balls? Do you like the color yellow? Do you know why we have toes? Oh here goes my time for writing to you!
Love,
Dorothy
Thursday, February 24, 2022
Wednesday, February 23, 2022
Tuesday, February 22, 2022
Monday, February 21, 2022
Sunday, February 20, 2022
The Sunday Funnies
Dorothy brought home a bag of Valentines from school and dumped them on the floor. As she examined each one, I got to listen to her exclaim aloud to the giver: "Samantha, I love this!" "Owen, thank you!"...
Dorothy is learning to use the microwave. She heated up butter, and it wasn't completely melted, so I said, "I think it needs to go a couple more seconds." "Ok," she said, "so two more seconds?"
Saturday, February 19, 2022
Friday, February 18, 2022
Thursday, February 17, 2022
Shopping Spree
Dorothy received money at Christmas, and after lots of planning we completed a shopping spree over two weekends. Here is what Dorothy bought, in her own words:
Wednesday, February 16, 2022
Tuesday, February 15, 2022
Monday, February 14, 2022
Sunday, February 13, 2022
The Sunday Funnies
Dorothy reads packaging like her Daddy. She recently bought a playset with a little pond area that squirts water, and she consistently calls it the "working flower shower," as in, "Let's put the dolls in the working flower shower."
Dorothy was reading the Walmart-brand bath items in the shower. Previously we've discussed the little letters like ®, ™, and ©. She asked, "Why does it always say something with a ™, compare to something with an ®, like Equate™, compare to Dial®?" I answered, "Well, ™ means trademark, and ® means registered trademark, but I'm not exactly sure what the difference is." "Maybe they ™ 'd the ™ ," she posed.Saturday, February 12, 2022
Friday, February 11, 2022
Thursday, February 10, 2022
Wednesday, February 9, 2022
Tuesday, February 8, 2022
Monday, February 7, 2022
Sunday, February 6, 2022
The Sunday Funnies
I noticed the exaggerated fonts on a few words in a book that Dorothy was reading, and I mentioned it. "I don't like it," Dorothy said. "It makes it seem like it's not a chapter book."
Dorothy was looking at a children's picture book called Anti-Racist Baby. "It's talking about real things, but it rhymes," Dorothy observed.
Saturday, February 5, 2022
Friday, February 4, 2022
Thursday, February 3, 2022
Wednesday, February 2, 2022
Monday, January 31, 2022
Dorothy had a school project about nests
It was her turn to take home the "STEAM backpack" and do various activities which included building a nest.
Sunday, January 30, 2022
The Sunday Funnies
For CCD homework, we watched a video about Jesus healing a sick child. The video begins, "Once Jesus did something that really seems impossible. It's actually impossible to explain how it happened because it was done by the power that comes from God."
Later in the story, the narrator describes, "They realized that what had just happened was a miracle."
Dorothy commented, "That's actually kind of easy to explain."
Dorothy was excited. "We got to play any game we wanted to in technology class today! Any game!"
"Ms. Gamble must have been in a good mood," I said.
"She wasn't there," Dorothy explained. "We had a substitute, Ms. Browne. But none of the games were working, so we all played Santa Tracker. There's 334 days until Christmas."
Dorothy appeared in the kitchen after bedtime. "After I finished playing in bed, and I went to the bathroom, and washed my hands, I wanted to come out and let you know that I'm all finished. I like to do that. It just seems right."
Dorothy's homework was to make a word search with her spelling words, including plan and plane. I noticed that she made a mistake and wrote plan twice, but no plane. Gently, I suggested, "I think I need some help finding plane." "Find it yourself!" she sassed. (!)
Every day when I pick up Dorothy she overflows with details of the games she and her friends made up at school. This is my favorite part of the day. Today, she explained, "Lots of things got adopted at school today. Evelyn adopted Olivia. I adopted Omar's left Baby Yoda glove."
Dorothy came into my bedroom early on Saturday morning. "It's seven o'clock," she said. "It's early," I said. "Don't you wanna get up?" she asked. "Don't you want a longer day?"
A video was discussing how the Lego Friends brand opened-up the world of Legos to girls, and Dorothy took this literally: "You mean Legos were only for boys?!"












