Saturday, April 9, 2022

Friday, April 8, 2022

Thursday, April 7, 2022

Wednesday, April 6, 2022

Monday, April 4, 2022

Happy birthday, Grandpa!

(pic by Katie)

Sunday, April 3, 2022

The Sunday Funny

I asked Dorothy to pick up the fork she dropped on her floor during dinner with her cousins.  "I don't want to," she confessed, "but I will 'cause it's someone else's house."

Saturday, April 2, 2022

Spring Break Photos

 

Hanging with the Mitchells in Oxford

Beale Street in Memphis with the Deans

Casting at Herb Creek Lake

Dorothy, Mary Claire, Maggie

Grace's baby Natalie in Columbus

Thursday, March 31, 2022

Tuesday, March 29, 2022

Sunday, March 27, 2022

The Sunday Funnies

Dorothy was trying to remember a saying that was used in a book we read aloud.  "It's something about the devil," she said.  "It's like when you think of something and then it happens."  After some time I said, "Oh, I think it's Speak of the Devil!"  And Dorothy thought about it and said, "It's something like that.  Maybe The Devil Speaks?"

Around March Lucky Charms markets a cereal that turns your milk green.  I bought some on clearance after the holiday, and served it to Dorothy.  She was excited, but it didn't turn the milk green.  "Maybe it only works on St. Patrick's Day," she posed.

Through Facebook I learned that the uncle of one of Dorothy's classmates had died.  I asked Dorothy if Olivia had said anything about her uncle.  "She was sad at recess and she said something about how her uncle died," Dorothy replied.  "I'm sorry that she was sad," I said.  "She wasn't sad for very long," Dorothy said, "because she started playing again."  "Oh," I said, "that's good.  I'm sure her uncle doesn't want her to be sad."  "Didn't want her to be sad," Dorothy corrected me.

Dorothy said that she was finished eating, and I said, "When you ask for more food, I'm going to remind you that you didn't eat your grilled cheese."  "And I'm going to remind you that my grilled cheese was squishy," she retorted.

Dorothy stopped herself from opening her umbrella in the house because it's bad luck to do so.  "I think that a parent invented that so nobody can walk around the house with a big umbrella and bonk into things," Dorothy commented.

Dorothy watches YouTube videos of families playing with toys, and we've discussed why the family has so many toys and how advertising works.  At the end of a recent video, the mom disclosed:  "Mattel paid us to make this video."  Dorothy asked me about that, and I referred to our conversation about advertising; she asked, "But why are they paying them money?  They're already getting all the toys for free."

I bought Dorothy some Little Debbie Fudge Rounds, which are circular chocolate cookies with chocolate filling.  "I know why they're called Fudge Rounds," she said.  "They are fudge all around."

Dorothy has trouble going to sleep at night.  She often wakes up in the morning and says, "I' not sure I slept at all last night."

Wednesday, March 23, 2022

Tuesday, March 22, 2022

Monday, March 21, 2022

Sunday, March 20, 2022

The Sunday Funnies

Dorothy was acting stressed, and she told me, "I almost said the Dd word."  "Damn?" I asked her, sort of surprised.  "No," she answered, and then whispered, "die....apparently there are two Dd words."

I was describing a toy to Dorothy, and she said that it sounded too young for her.  When I came up with the brand name, she said, "Wait!  I do want one of those!  You didn't tell me it was electronical!"

For Dorothy's half-birthday, I gave her a nice toy that I picked-up on super-clearance.  She was gobsmacked.  "Mama, you should have saved it for my real birthday," she said.

In the tub:  "My knees are so dirty that the dirt is dirty.  That's a common saying for some reason."

Dorothy's catchphrase lately is "clearly," and she says it with great emphasis, as in, "The bad guy is cl-eeeear-ly wearing a disguise," or "Cl-eeeear-ly, I wanted a cupcake."

Friday, March 18, 2022

Thursday, March 17, 2022

Fifteen years married!

 

And since our wedding Fiestaware keeps releasing new colors:
peony, twilight, butterscotch, meadow, mulberry, daffodil, slate, poppy, lapis, lemongrass, ivory, claret, sage, falmingo, marigold, & chocolate

Wednesday, March 16, 2022

Monday, March 14, 2022

Sunday, March 13, 2022

The Sunday Funnies

I was reading some trivia questions to Dorothy.  "If you have arachnophobia, what animal are you afraid of?" the question asked.  Dorothy offered, "Raccoons?"  I laughed.  "Here's a hint:  it has 8 legs."  "A spider is an arachnid, not an animal!" Dorothy complained.

"It's so cool that airplanes can't be symmetrical," Dorothy said.  "What?" I asked.  "It's so cool that airplanes can't be symmetrical," she repeated.  "What do you mean?" I asked.  "We discussed this previously," she said.

Saturday, March 12, 2022

Thursday, March 10, 2022

Wednesday, March 9, 2022

Monday, March 7, 2022

Sunday, March 6, 2022

The Sunday Funnies

Dorothy picked up some dumbbells.  "How heavy are these?" she asked.  "It says the number on the side," I told her.  "Two?" she read.  "Yes," I answered.  "Two what?" she said.

Dorothy's teacher sent an email about t-shirts for a school marathon, and I mentioned to Dorothy that I hadn't heard anything about a marathon.  Dorothy offered, "We did a marathon at school before, but it was at a different school, but we did one, so I know that a marathon is a real thing."

Dorothy has much to say about various fonts and punctuation:
"I figured out how they show that something is important.  They write it thicker."
"I can write it kind of in cursive, I just turn my paper and then write it normally."
"I know what that means because they explain it after the asteroid."

On the first day of March I played some Irish music on my phone while I showered.  Dorothy came into the bathroom and asked if it was Irish music, and I was impressed at her guess, and told her yes.  A few minutes passed and I turned off the water, and could hear more clearly.  "I hate this Pirate music," Dorothy added.

In A Series of Unfortunate Events, a character who is persnickety about grammar jumps out of a window and leaves a note, which suspiciously includes grammatical errors.  I was reading the book aloud to Dorothy and I pointed out an error in the note, and pointed out that the villain had also made that same mistake.  "What do you think that means?" I prompted.  Dorothy gasped:  "She's not actually good at grammar!" she accused.

Saturday, March 5, 2022

Friday, March 4, 2022

Thursday, March 3, 2022

Wednesday, March 2, 2022

Monday, February 28, 2022

Sunday, February 27, 2022

The Sunday Funny

Dorothy is reading A Series of Unfortunate Events.  Brian said to her, "I like that the book uses big words but then it tells you what they mean."  "Yeah," she replied, "why don't they just use small words instead?"

Saturday, February 26, 2022

Friday, February 25, 2022

Dorothy's spelling homework was to write a letter to a book character using her spelling words

 


Amelia Bedelia,

Do you have a boat?  Do you have a favorite soap?  Do you like toast?  When was the last time you were on the road?  Do you have a favorite show?  Do you grow flowers?  Do you like to throw balls?  Do you like the color yellow?  Do you know why we have toes?  Oh here goes my time for writing to you!

Love,

Dorothy

Tuesday, February 22, 2022

2-22-22

 

Students got to wear tutus, tie dye, tiaras, and/or ties today.  Dorothy has been living for this.

Monday, February 21, 2022

Sunday, February 20, 2022

The Sunday Funnies

Dorothy brought home a bag of Valentines from school and dumped them on the floor.  As she examined each one, I got to listen to her exclaim aloud to the giver:  "Samantha, I love this!"  "Owen, thank you!"...

Dorothy is learning to use the microwave.  She heated up butter, and it wasn't completely melted, so I said, "I think it needs to go a couple more seconds."  "Ok," she said, "so two more seconds?"

Saturday, February 19, 2022

Friday, February 18, 2022

All this from one SHOPPING SPREE!

 

(post titled by Dorothy)

Thursday, February 17, 2022

Shopping Spree

Dorothy received money at Christmas, and after lots of planning we completed a shopping spree over two weekends.  Here is what Dorothy bought, in her own words:

cute blue Scruff-a-Luvs
amazingly light clay
cool new light-up shoes
cool paint-your-own-rainbow light
cute Cabbage Patch baby bunny
little unicorn doll & unicorn
Dee the My Squishy Little Dumpling
a rock from a Super Dig It kit
2 Lego Dots bracelets
6 hair extensions
L.O.L. activity pack
5 bracelets
A Mini Brands 5-Surprise
a plush penguin
Upside-Down Challenge Game
Surprise Kinetic Sand
L.O.L. coin purse and nice foam circle inside
cool foam dry erase block
and finally, a Baby Born Surprise Exclusive Doll that came with a Baby Born Surprise playset

Wednesday, February 16, 2022

Tuesday, February 15, 2022

Monday, February 14, 2022

Sunday, February 13, 2022

The Sunday Funnies

Dorothy reads packaging like her Daddy.  She recently bought a playset with a little pond area that squirts water, and she consistently calls it the "working flower shower," as in, "Let's put the dolls in the working flower shower."

Dorothy was reading the Walmart-brand bath items in the shower.  Previously we've discussed the little letters like ®, ™, and ©.  She asked, "Why does it always say something with a ™, compare to something with an ®, like Equate™, compare to Dial®?"  I answered, "Well, ™ means trademark, and ® means registered trademark, but I'm not exactly sure what the difference is."  "Maybe they ™ 'd the ™ ," she posed.

Saturday, February 12, 2022