*2 states from finishing the continental US
Thursday, April 13, 2023
Wednesday, April 12, 2023
Tuesday, April 11, 2023
Monday, April 10, 2023
Saturday, April 8, 2023
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Thursday, April 6, 2023
Wednesday, April 5, 2023
Tuesday, April 4, 2023
Monday, April 3, 2023
The Monday Funny
One of Dorothy's podcasts has some funny characters, including, this time, Bob Ralph Macchio. "He must have gotten married, " Dorothy said, "because his name used to be Bob Ralph Nader."
Sunday, April 2, 2023
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Friday, March 31, 2023
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Tuesday, March 28, 2023
Monday, March 27, 2023
Sunday, March 26, 2023
The Sunday Funnies
I challenged Dorothy with a tongue twister. "I finally understand what it means to say something three times fast," she told me. "I always thought it meant to say it three times faster than the normal speed."
I offered to change the Elsa & Anna light switch cover plate in Dorothy's room. "I thought I'd ask because it seems like you're outgrowing Frozen," I said. "Yeah," she said, "I am. I mean, it would be better if it was Belle."
Saturday, March 25, 2023
Thursday, March 23, 2023
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Monday, March 20, 2023
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Tuesday, March 14, 2023
Monday, March 13, 2023
Sunday, March 12, 2023
The Sunday Funny
We got a new board game, The Game of Life, and Brian was doing the math out loud about whether we had time to fit it in before Dorothy needed to go to bed. "You two can play it after I go to bed," she said, "after all, it's ages ten and up."
Friday, March 10, 2023
Thursday, March 9, 2023
Dorothy drew her actual friends
(Dorothy pointed out that I posted the picture upside-down. She is at the bottom, but should be at the top.)
Wednesday, March 8, 2023
Tuesday, March 7, 2023
Monday, March 6, 2023
Sunday, March 5, 2023
The Sunday Funnies
There is a picture book series with titles such as Never Marry a Mermaid and Never Upset a Unicorn. Dorothy was making up a few, like Never Laugh at a Leprechaun. I added, "Never Ask an Axolotl." "It has to be a mystical creature," Dorothy clarified.
We've had Barbie toys and a thrift store Dreamhouse for quite a while. Dorothy's friends are often more interested in them than she is. I found a Barbie with a prosthetic leg in Walmart, and this was the ticket she needed to start playing with the toys. When her friend Iona visited recently, Dorothy announced loudly as Iona walked through the front door, "Iona! I have good news! I'm finally into Barbies!"
Saturday, March 4, 2023
Friday, March 3, 2023
Thursday, March 2, 2023
Wednesday, March 1, 2023
Tuesday, February 28, 2023
Monday, February 27, 2023
Sunday, February 26, 2023
The Sunday Funnies
Dorothy was reading aloud, and I commented that I was enjoying the book, but that the chapters are too long. "I like short-chapter books," I said. Dorothy smoothly replied, "You probably should say short-chaptered books, not short chapter books."
My orchid is starting to bloom again. "Dorothy, the bloom is open even more now!" I announced. "Oooohhh," she replied. "Can you see it from there?" I asked. In the sweetest way, Dorothy answered, "No, but that's okay, because I don't really care."
I was naming some classically embarrassing scenarios, like having a sock static-clinged to your dress clothes, toilet paper stuck to your shoe, or, finally, tucking your dress into your underwear. "Oh, yeah," Dorothy reacted to the last example. "My teachers are always alerting me to that."
I told Dorothy that her friend is going to have a birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese. She scrunched her nose and said, "My friends talk about that. I don't know what it is." I explained that it is a pizza restaurant with games or characters. "Oh, that sounds fun," she said. "I didn't like it because of the name. I mean, who likes cheese that is chunky?"






