Friday, April 28, 2023
Thursday, April 27, 2023
Tuesday, April 25, 2023
Monday, April 24, 2023
Sunday, April 23, 2023
The Sunday Funny
Dorothy asked me why I don't have cuts and scrapes on my elbows and knees like she does. "Well, you're 8, and you're more active than me," I told her. "And you are always wearing long sleeves and long pants?" she added.
Saturday, April 22, 2023
Friday, April 21, 2023
Thursday, April 20, 2023
Wednesday, April 19, 2023
Tuesday, April 18, 2023
Monday, April 17, 2023
Sunday, April 16, 2023
The Sunday Funnies
We were discussing how some people talk on the phone a lot, but I do not. Dorothy noted that I use Marco Polo instead. "I liked you better before you learned about Marco Polo," she told me.
We saw a mom driving without her kids, and Dorothy remarked, "Maybe she went to the grocery store, or to change the gas in the car."
Dorothy asked about a sign on the door of a store about liability for illness or death from COVID-19, and I explained simply, "It's saying that if you come in the store and catch COVID and die, you can't sue the store." "Or someone else can't sue," she pointed out, "because you can't sue if you're dead."
I left a note for our houseguests in case they arrived when we weren't home. We beat them home, and Dorothy told me, "That note is so funny. I think you should leave it on the door, because if you say those words out loud, they won't be as funny as reading them."
Thursday, April 13, 2023
Wednesday, April 12, 2023
Tuesday, April 11, 2023
Monday, April 10, 2023
Saturday, April 8, 2023
Friday, April 7, 2023
Thursday, April 6, 2023
Wednesday, April 5, 2023
Tuesday, April 4, 2023
Monday, April 3, 2023
The Monday Funny
One of Dorothy's podcasts has some funny characters, including, this time, Bob Ralph Macchio. "He must have gotten married, " Dorothy said, "because his name used to be Bob Ralph Nader."
Sunday, April 2, 2023
Saturday, April 1, 2023
Friday, March 31, 2023
Thursday, March 30, 2023
Wednesday, March 29, 2023
Tuesday, March 28, 2023
Monday, March 27, 2023
Sunday, March 26, 2023
The Sunday Funnies
I challenged Dorothy with a tongue twister. "I finally understand what it means to say something three times fast," she told me. "I always thought it meant to say it three times faster than the normal speed."
I offered to change the Elsa & Anna light switch cover plate in Dorothy's room. "I thought I'd ask because it seems like you're outgrowing Frozen," I said. "Yeah," she said, "I am. I mean, it would be better if it was Belle."

















